But, unfortunately, as angels, our halos took up all of the room on our heads, so the crown wouldn't fit. So, because only one of us could wear it, I stole it from you and threw you out of Heaven, where you consequently died when you hit the floor.
"For whether a place is a hell or a heaven rests in yourself, and those who go with courage and an open mind may find themselves in Paradise." - Eva Ibbotson (Journey to the River Sea)
Suddenly there was a giant heat wave in Neverland, and you and your army of Mutant Evil Pink-and-Purple-Frosted Cupcakes melted.
"For whether a place is a hell or a heaven rests in yourself, and those who go with courage and an open mind may find themselves in Paradise." - Eva Ibbotson (Journey to the River Sea)
I tied you up to a rocking chair and rocked you to death by plugging in an electric guitar that sent electricity running through your veins. So you were literally ROCKED to death. MWHAHAHAHAHA.
when she needs to shelter from reality she takes a dip in my daydreams
You died by hitting your head as you were attempting to do a cartwheel off the deep end of the pool so you drowned as you where playing the electric guitar.
(yeah it sort of is but, with out the Fortunately part.)
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read."- Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle
You decided to go ahead and do it anyway, but what laid ahead was a giant oven that burned you (a cupcake) to ashes anyway. Your very soul floated out of the cupcake and the oven, but a small girl saw your ghost with the imagination at her disposal and gobbled you up. Your ghost was eaten and the girl died from the polluted air she swallowed.
"It is perfectly okay to write garbage – as long as you edit brilliantly" C.J. Cherryh
you get tickled to death by a pink sparely unicorns that is eating lollipops, a penguin eating applesauce, and a firefly wearing a bow tie.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read."- Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle
Yeah, this does sound like the Unfortunately, Fortunately thread.... Let's make this clear - NO RUNNING NARRATIVE. It ends with death. No resurrections You can 'kill' multiple times, go ahead, but please, don't connect them in any way.
Now that's clear....
You died from jumping off a cliff, convinced that you can fly.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
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