"Kill" the person above you!

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Killed by......A SHRUBBERRY!!!




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Whilst livin' in the Ice Age, met Manfred, and got squashed by his foot.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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Got diarrhea and died of dehydration. :S
Previously known as Aloha




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Tried to find the question of life, the universe and everything, but when you found out your brain overloaded, malfunctioned, and died.
"We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
-Fahrenheit 451




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Got poked in the eye.




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(Oh, dang it, that last post was supposed to be at Polinka >.<)

One of your scratches was fatally infected.
"We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
-Fahrenheit 451




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Looked through the wrong end of a telescope, and it made your brain explode.
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright




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Caught you watching me and beat you to death with a dulcimer.
"We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
-Fahrenheit 451




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Looked through the right end of the telescope this time, but stared at the sun too long and went temporarily blind. Then you turned around and accidentally walked off the edge of the cliff that just happened to be there.
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright




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It was too much of a Paine (or is it Payne?) to read Common Sense :P




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Died from falling of a cliff attempting to find the acorn.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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Perished from lack of knowledge; Scratt doesn't die from falling off of cliffs :P




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You were unnice to me (yes, UNNICE. Not 'not nice', unnice') so I ate you.

Rawr.




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One time, when you "rawr"ed you inhaled an elephant and it got stuck in your esophagus, killing you.
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~



Perhaps it is better to wake up after all, even to suffer, rather than to remain a dupe to illusions all one's life.
— Kate Chopin, The Awakening