I’m tryin’ this out. Let’s see how it goes.
You give me stuff to review. I will review it. I won't need much in return. If you're feeling really generous, a response saying how my review was will suffice. Or a piece of your undying soul. It really is up to you.
Here are the rules.
I will review this stuff, with these levels of enthusiasm/elation:
Life Fulfillment:
Poetry
Art/Photography
I Can Handle This, Right? Right.:
General Fiction Short Stories
Fantasy Short Stories
Science Fiction Short Stories
Action/Adventure Short Stories
Lyrics
I Think You’re Probably Out to Get Me:
Scripts
Romantic Short Stories
Historical Short Stories
You Have Killed My Soul, and I’m Afraid That I Must Now Devour You:
Any novel. At all. (This is probably for your own good)
Fan-Fiction (unless I know it: post it, and I’ll PM you)
Non-Fiction (Definitely for your own good)
Please only request one (maybe two, providing they aren’t epic-length pieces) piece at a time, and a link. Links are pretty handy-dandy, as they allow me to actually get at your work.
Please keep in mind that I am quite lazy, so I will probably get to your critique in about an hour to four days or so. If I haven’t, feel free to send me an aggressive PM demanding one. All-caps is acceptable, in this situation.
Now get to begging and copying/pasting.
