Their last words before you shot them...

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niteowl
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Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:38 am
niteowl says... · Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:38 am
"Y-y-you have terrible aim anyway, right?"

*shoots*

"I've been practicing, sweetie"
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

<YWS><R1>
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DiskElemental
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Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:44 am
DiskElemental says... · Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:44 am
"Could you do a dead man one last favor?"

*Shoots*

"No."
A man without a plan, or anything else for that matter. (Except a review thread).
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CowLogic
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Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:12 am
CowLogic says... · Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:12 am
"Teach me how to dance!"

*Shouts "Dance" and shoots them in the foot*

"oh.... Man.... T-that's disgusting. You have terrible reflexes!"
The course skin of a thousand elephants sewn together to make one leather wallet.
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Aley
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:16 am
Aley says... · Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:16 am
"...and so it was."
Bang
"Go check your facts."
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Rurouni
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:59 am
Rurouni says... · Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:59 am
"Come on, but the gun down. I didn't mean it."
*BANG*
"I know."

"Put the gun down. Please, don't shoot me."
*BANG*
"The magic word was tacos."
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Holysocks
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Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:36 pm
Holysocks says... · Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:36 pm
Hey Tommy, where'd you put the... Gun.

*BANG*

Oh, You mean this gun?
100% autistic
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littleauthor
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Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:40 pm
littleauthor says... · Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:40 pm
If I ever die, Then you can have my mansion, money, cars, 78 horses, Oreo fact-

*BANG*

Thanks!
It's better to be WEIRD than boring
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Rurouni
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Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:25 pm
Rurouni says... · Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:25 pm
"Put it away, okay? Don't shoot my head off okay?"

*BANG*

"I didn't shoot your head."

"OWWWW!"
Other one..

"I'm invincible! I can't die!"

*BANG*

"Your right! It went right through you! Ewwww!!!"
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Willard
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Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:40 am
Willard says... · Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:40 am
" PUT THE GUN DOWN! "
*Shoots*
You didn't say please


"Knock Knock"
*Shoots*
Who's there?


" You got a hearing aide and most likely have seeing problems , you said you dont kill people in sunny days!"
*Shoots*
Today's not Sunday

"Words say little to the mind compared to space thundering with images and crammed with sounds."

stranger, strangelove, drstrangelove, strange, willard
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deleted17
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:09 pm
deleted17 says... · Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:09 pm
Wait, y-you wouldn't shoot your own dad, would you?
*Puts gun to his head*
After all this, your gonna try to beg?
*shoots*
PAH-thetic

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
*shoots*
That
Have your chin up, and speak up.Otherwise, nothing will get done.And what you need to say, will never be heard.Just be confident in what you say, and stand by it
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Caesar
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:13 pm
Caesar says... · Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:13 pm
"Well then, now that you have me in your power, why not tell me all your evil plans before shooting me?"

Bang.

"How about no."
vulgus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur


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Dreamy
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Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:02 pm
Dreamy says... · Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:02 pm
"I don't want to die"

But I want you to.

*shoots*
If any person raises his hand to strike down another on the ground of religion, I shall fight him till the last breath of my life, both as the head of the Government and from outside- Jawaharlal Nehru.
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SkyeWalker
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Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:08 am
SkyeWalker says... · Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:08 am
Why me?
*shoots*
Because I want to.
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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MarbleToast
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Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:41 pm
MarbleToast says... · Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:41 pm
"No, no! I could help you, all you do is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A!"

Ka-blam.

"Quit playing games."
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to wither and fall off
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