Their last words before you shot them...

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"Your dead!"

"You first!"

*Shoots*
An angel, a knight, a man who will bring light to where there is only darkness, I am the Morning Star, the Bringer of Light, hail to me as I am King Lucifer!

Formerly: Avalon




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"Marry me, Marimar!"

*shoots*
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The Tatterdemalion takes a tattle!

"Stories are like yarn; just hold on to the tip and let the ball roll away"




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"It's not my fault!"
*shoots*
"I know"
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"I'm sorry."
*shoots*
"I'm not."
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literary fantasy with a fairytale flavour




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Hear me out!
*Shoots*
I'm deaf.
Save time... see it my way.

"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."
-Happy Gilmore




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"You will never amount to anything! You'll always be just a lowly lapdog doing some crazed warlord's bidding, begging for scraps at his feet!"

*Beheads*

"Yes, but I enjoy the fact that it gives me the opportunity to do things like this."
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright




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"You don't have the guts!"
Shoots guts out.
"Now you don't either."
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
-NoirLumiere




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"I left the money in the..."

*BANG!*

"I already found it."
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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"Don't you wonder why?"
*shoots and sighs*
"I do. I always will.. But it's too late to wonder now."



*shrugs*
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(love the darkness AriaAdams!)

"At last."
*bang*
"And every day everafter."
忍ぶれど色にいでにけりわが恋はものや思ふと人の問ふまで
― 平兼盛

“If I seem to wander, if I seem to stray,
remember that true stories seldom take the straightest way.”
― Kvothe, in The Name of the Wind

What were the use of my creation if I were entirely contained here?




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"Hey! Wait, just w-wait a minute, don't I get to say my last words?"
*shoots*
"Nope."




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"Give me your money." *Pulls out knife* "I'm armed."

*bang*

"Not well enough."

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Them: "Okay, so this is the scene where I greet my wife in the kitchen, right?"

*Shoots the scene*

Me: "Nice! It's a wrap!"
The course skin of a thousand elephants sewn together to make one leather wallet.




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^^^Heh heh heh, nice.

Anonymous persons on chat: "I'll kill you! Yaaaagh!"

*Pulls out giant sword and hacks them to pieces*

"Temper your dogmatism."

(That's for anyone who knows me on chat.)
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Enter, if you dare.




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"Well, your a Grammar Nazi"
*shoots*
"*You're"

(While at things in chat)
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“Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!" "Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said Strange. "That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.”
— Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell