Their last words before you shot them...

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The cake is a lie.

*shoots*

Don't you dare...
Whale. Whale. Whale. What do we have here?
Some scurvy dog looking at my post, eh?




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....curse you.
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"You don't want to do that."
"You're right I don't."
"So put the gun down."
"Hold on I have to sne-- ah, ah ah-CHOOBLAM!"
*dying* "bless youu..."

"...no, bless you." *tears*
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

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"The 49'ers are the best football team. Are we going to argue about this?"

CABOOM

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"You'd have to be crazy to go through with this!"
*shoots*
"Have you met me?"
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Don't you have other things to do? Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler




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"Just who do you think you are anyw--"
[BOOM HEADSHOT]
Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.




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"Video games make people more violent!"

*shoots*
*realizes catch-22*


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So, there I was, me the girl and the gun.
I did tell her to drop it.
But alas she didn't.
Unfortunately for her, ...
I glanced at her, she leered straight back at me
The moment I heard the very click of the trigger.
I saw her, she didn't even flinch, the muzzle flash, the bang, the smell of gunpowder..
Feeling a sharp searing pain in my chest I looked down.
When I looked up at her again she had walked up to me.
I asked her why.
"J'aime toi.." Where the very last words that I heard as she whispered them into my ear. Right after the last whim of her warm breath caressed my ear she emptied the magazine.
The last thing I remember was her ever so self righteous smile.

[Am going to work this out some further, cause well had this lying around for a while.]




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their were no words, the slight patter of rain and the overcast sky spoke for them both
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*shoots*
Rub some dirt on it you wimp!
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"That dress makes you look--"
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'I fear...'

*shoots*

'The jig is up.'
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No, Stop!

*bang*

.....you missed >.>
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*gun aimed*

"No... I...loved you..."

*gun slowly lowers*

".....your siste---"

*bang*
"I believe I am--just a little bit--indecisive."
"You're mad."
"Name me a writer who isn't."

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