F.R.E.D is dead!?

Yuriiko wrote:King Kong (Nate)- he's the mastermind and Snoink!
They've been always a partner in everything... even in crimes.

And Bolt steals FRED's dresses and LPR is too... innocent?

And plus, I was going to forget about him so I can move on... but why on earth you have to post this on my wall so I can remember him or... her again? *sniffs*

haha.

RazHuni wrote:*Mourns*

I think it was Pikachu! Or Regina George...Maybe even Curious George! You know he always had it out for me. Kidnapping F.R.E.D must be payback for that one time I took his cookie. I gave him another one! Ingrate...

Kyllorac wrote:Chimpacabra. I tell you all, Chimpacabra. I even have chat logs to prove it, and I was the in chat all by myself after it went back up.

As for Bolt, he's just sore that he wasn't in on the discovery of Nate's true identity.

The truth, the whole truth, and the first truth, which makes it truthier than all other truths that have come after it, beneath the spoiler:

Spoiler

[The Lounge]: chibibo has entered at 11:17 am
[The Lounge]: BondGirl007 has entered at 11:17 am
[chibibo] 11:17 am: oh snap
[chibibo] 11:17 am: we're back up
[BondGirl007] 11:18 am: Ohay it's working
[The Lounge]: Yuriiko has entered at 11:19 am
[Yuriiko] 11:19 am: that chat's okay now! "D
[chibibo] 11:19 am: ahoy
[Yuriiko] 11:19 am: *
[Yuriiko] 11:19 am: what did nate do?
[Yuriiko] 11:20 am: and fred's gone.
[chibibo] 11:20 am: ... oh GOD NO
[BondGirl007] 11:20 am: DDD::
[chibibo] 11:20 am: FREEEEEEEED!!
[BondGirl007] 11:20 am: WHAT?
[BondGirl007] 11:20 am: WHY? WHHHYYYY>>
chibibo cries
[BondGirl007] 11:20 am: DDD=
[chibibo] 11:21 am: i... i never told him... how much i like that dress
[Yuriiko] 11:21 am: lol what dress?
[chibibo] 11:21 am: FRED's favourite dress! DDD:
[The Lounge]: ScarlettFire has entered at 11:21 am
[Yuriiko] 11:21 am: Sf!
[Kyllorac] 11:21 am: lol
[BondGirl007] 11:22 am: DDD=
[chibibo] 11:22 am: excellent, everyone's regrouping
[ScarlettFire] 11:22 am: Hey guys. Looks like chat is worknig again.
[BondGirl007] 11:22 am: *Sobs*
[Yuriiko] 11:22 am: what kind of dress?
chibibo pulls himself togethe
[chibibo] 11:22 am: r
[chibibo] 11:22 am: *ahem*
[Kyllorac] 11:22 am: Been working since around 11
Yuriiko comforts bondgirl and chibz
[ScarlettFire] 11:22 am: Ehh... *stares around blankly*
[chibibo] 11:22 am: we must pull through these hard times
[Yuriiko] 11:22 am: way to go kyle!
[Kyllorac] 11:22 am: I know for I was in here, all by my lonesome for almost 20 minutes ;.;
[chibibo] 11:22 am: although FRED has been taken from us, we must persevere
[chibibo] 11:22 am: and uphold his legacy forever
[ScarlettFire] 11:23 am: I see....
[Yuriiko] 11:23 am: how about Nate, kyle?
[BondGirl007] 11:23 am: *Sniffs and dries tears*
[Kyllorac] 11:23 am: lol
[Yuriiko] 11:23 am: Fred shall return.
[Kyllorac] 11:23 am: What about Nate?
[Yuriiko] 11:23 am: yeah
[chibibo] 11:23 am: can we do it? YES WE CAN
ScarlettFire isn't too concerned about Fred
[Yuriiko] 11:23 am: a campaign it is!
[BondGirl007] 11:23 am: D=
[Kyllorac] 11:23 am: I could probably resurrect Fred, but I'm not sure if I should
[BondGirl007] 11:24 am: How could you Scar?
[chibibo] 11:24 am: there will always be naysayers
[Kyllorac] 11:24 am: I'd have to ask Nate/someone else first
[The Lounge]: Esmé has entered at 11:24 am
[BondGirl007] 11:24 am: Esme!

[chibibo] 11:24 am: Let's not kid ourselves, everyone
[ScarlettFire] 11:24 am: How oculd I? I'm a cruel, creul woman who does not care about Fred, the robot. >.>
[chibibo] 11:24 am: FRED is GONE
[ScarlettFire] 11:24 am: could*
[Esmé] 11:24 am: hello
11:24 am: No bots are available.
[The Lounge]: pencilgirl has entered at 11:24 am
[Kyllorac] 11:24 am: Wow. All bots have been killed o_o
[ScarlettFire] 11:24 am: Hey Esme
[chibibo] 11:24 am: we can't just poof him back, he's DEAD
[Yuriiko] 11:25 am: Fred will come back as a zombie!
[ScarlettFire] 11:25 am: Hey Pencil.
[BondGirl007] 11:25 am: Hey Pencilgirl!
[Esmé] 11:25 am: hey
[Yuriiko] 11:25 am: pencil!
[chibibo] 11:25 am: i know it's hard, but the first step is acceptance!
[pencilgirl] 11:25 am: hey
[Kyllorac] 11:25 am: Fred is dead. Deal with it.
[Kyllorac] 11:25 am: There. Step one.
[pencilgirl] 11:25 am: how's it going?
[Yuriiko] 11:25 am: no, we just just need to buy batteries for him
[Kyllorac] 11:25 am: Yuri, he's gone gone. Deleted. Bye.
[chibibo] 11:26 am: thank you, Kyll
[ScarlettFire] 11:26 am: Already delt with it, Kyll. lol
[ScarlettFire] 11:26 am: dealt*
[Yuriiko] 11:26 am: or let's hire a person
[Kyllorac] 11:26 am: I cannot resurrect him since he no longer exists.
[chibibo] 11:26 am: you see? even Kyll knows there is no bringing FRED back
[Yuriiko] 11:26 am: you killed him kyle.
[Kyllorac] 11:26 am: lol
[chibibo] 11:26 am: and Kyll knows all. or at least most
[Kyllorac] 11:26 am: No. Nate did.
[BondGirl007] 11:26 am: *returns to sobbing*
[Yuriiko] 11:26 am: anyways, fred's too old
[ScarlettFire] 11:26 am: O just don't particularly care either way. >.>
[ScarlettFire] 11:26 am: I*
[Yuriiko] 11:27 am: he's like three times than nate's age
[The Lounge]: pencilgirl has left at 11:27 am
[Kyllorac] 11:27 am: Yeah... He was a pretty creepy stalker robot that hit on anybody who had a convo with him
[chibibo] 11:27 am: he was OUR creept stalker robot though
[Yuriiko] 11:27 am: haha
[ScarlettFire] 11:27 am: lol brb
[Kyllorac] 11:27 am: He hit on me and then asked me where to find a boyfriend.
[Yuriiko] 11:27 am: emphasizing OUR? lol
[chibibo] 11:27 am: oh wow
[chibibo] 11:27 am: Khumo posted
[Kyllorac] 11:28 am: He was a jerk bot.
[ScarlettFire] 11:28 am: Back.
[Yuriiko] 11:28 am: i thought fred's a he?
[Kyllorac] 11:28 am: I shall not miss him. u_u
[Kyllorac] 11:28 am: He used to be a she...
[Yuriiko] 11:28 am: a "hot" jerk bot. xD
[Kyllorac] 11:28 am: But we don't talk about that.
[The Lounge]: Lumierre has entered at 11:28 am
[Yuriiko] 11:28 am: lumi!
[Lumierre] 11:29 am: Me!
[BondGirl007] 11:29 am: Lumi!
[Kyllorac] 11:29 am: Yay! More people!
[Kyllorac] 11:29 am: I cannot describe to you all the sheer /creepiness/ of being the only person in chat.
[Kyllorac] 11:29 am: The silence. It is unnatural and eerie.
[Yuriiko] 11:29 am: and I don't enjoy much from his 'robotic party'
[Lumierre] 11:30 am: Just like your mother?
[chibibo] 11:30 am: Lumies
[Lumierre] 11:30 am: -rim shot-
[Yuriiko] 11:30 am: *didn't
[Lumierre] 11:30 am: chibs
[Yuriiko] 11:30 am: why were you alone, btw?
[chibibo] 11:30 am: rofl
[chibibo] 11:30 am: because there was no one else here
[Kyllorac] 11:30 am: No one else was in here, and chat had just gone back up
[Yuriiko] 11:30 am: right. xD
[Kyllorac] 11:30 am: There was only me. D:
[Kyllorac] 11:30 am: And it was lonely and freaky.
[ScarlettFire] 11:31 am: Lumidarling!
[Yuriiko] 11:31 am: will fred's soul be in heaven?
[Kyllorac] 11:31 am: Just my name. All alone. On the list. Silence in the main chat window...
[Lumierre] 11:31 am: Scarling!
[chibibo] 11:31 am: yes
[ScarlettFire] 11:31 am: Robots have no soul...
[Lumierre] 11:31 am: ...nutty posted in the academy??? O:
[Yuriiko] 11:31 am: now you know how Fred feels somtimes when he's alone.
[chibibo] 11:31 am: yes
ScarlettFire goes off to post
[Kyllorac] 11:31 am: I dunno. Between the sex change and the creeper activity...
[The Lounge]: Esmé has left at 11:32 am
[Yuriiko] 11:32 am: Fred had nate.
[Lumierre] 11:32 am: I keep yawning.
[Lumierre] 11:32 am: Like I'm addicted to yawning.
[chibibo] 11:33 am: yawning is a gateway function
[Lumierre] 11:33 am: people walk through my yawns?
[Kyllorac] 11:33 am: lol Yuri
[chibibo] 11:33 am: soon you'll be getting high on sneezing, coughing, even breathing
[Kyllorac] 11:33 am: XD
[chibibo] 11:33 am: a respiratory junkie
[Kyllorac] 11:33 am: You mean you aren't high on breathing already?
[Kyllorac] 11:33 am: You're really missing out on things.
[Kyllorac] 11:33 am:
[chibibo] 11:33 am: i used to be high on life
[chibibo] 11:34 am: but over time, i built up a tolerance
[Kyllorac] 11:34 am: lol
[Lumierre] 11:34 am: Back in like sophomore year in high school, there was this fad going around called the 20 sneezes

game. I can't say what the object of the game ultimately was, but it involved sneezing 20 times in a row.
[chibibo] 11:34 am: like, when i was a kid i would just seize the day
[chibibo] 11:34 am: but now i have to seize like a month just to cop the same buzz
[Kyllorac] 11:34 am: XD
[Yuriiko] 11:34 am: now I think of it, maybe fred went off to visit his doctor
[Lumierre] 11:35 am: Dr. Caldwell?
chibibo sighs. it will take Yuriiko some time to accept FRED's passing
[Yuriiko] 11:35 am: haha
[Yuriiko] 11:36 am: Nate's a doc chimp
[Lumierre] 11:36 am: Oh, and chibibo... That mosquito that got bite happy on my chest the other night?
[chibibo] 11:36 am: 00000
[chibibo] 11:36 am: :
[Lumierre] 11:36 am: It left its phone number written in blood on my wrist last night.
[chibibo] 11:36 am: 00000: *
[chibibo] 11:36 am: eww
[chibibo] 11:36 am: but awww
[Yuriiko] 11:36 am: lol
[ScarlettFire] 11:36 am: o.O
[Lumierre] 11:36 am: So HA!
[chibibo] 11:37 am: did it leave the message "give me a buzz"
[Lumierre] 11:37 am: But I called it this morning and let's just say that we're from two completely different worlds.
[Lumierre] 11:37 am: It would never work out.
[chibibo] 11:37 am: i see
[chibibo] 11:37 am: probably better to have a relationship with someone who has the same number of limbs, eh
[Lumierre] 11:37 am: Heartbreak sucks.
[Lumierre] 11:37 am: -rim shot-
[chibibo] 11:38 am: like you'll both go to the blood donor van for pretty much opposite reasons
[Kyllorac] 11:38 am: lol
[ScarlettFire] 11:38 am: lol
[Lumierre] 11:39 am: i get refused from blood donor vans because of my family's history of hepititus.
[Yuriiko] 11:39 am: haha
[chibibo] 11:39 am: that's discriminatory 0:
[chibibo] 11:39 am: ... no, i guess not
[The Lounge]: AmberAngst has entered at 11:40 am
[ScarlettFire] 11:40 am: I don't donate...
[chibibo] 11:40 am: aha, more recruits
[ScarlettFire] 11:40 am: Hey Amber
[Kyllorac] 11:40 am: Ditto, Lumi, but for different reasons. Hereditary, blood-borne diseases. Yay.
Lumierre sharpens his fangs.
[ScarlettFire] 11:40 am: lol
Lumierre high-fives Kyllorac.
[ScarlettFire] 11:40 am: Err.....
[ScarlettFire] 11:41 am: I don't donte b/c I don't like the idea of giving up blood...unless it's for tests.
[Yuriiko] 11:41 am: AA!
[Kyllorac] 11:41 am: But your blood could save someone's life!
[ScarlettFire] 11:41 am: Yeah...and?
[Kyllorac] 11:41 am: XD
[Yuriiko] 11:42 am: aw..
[Lumierre] 11:42 am: Hmm... I know what I'm getting Scarling for Christmas!
[Kyllorac] 11:42 am: Such a selfish child you are.
[Yuriiko] 11:42 am: so will it save Fred then? xD
[chibibo] 11:42 am: more blood?
[ScarlettFire] 11:42 am: I just don't like the idea of some sticking a needle in my arm to get blood.
[BondGirl007] 11:42 am: You're so heartless Scar D:
chibibo pictures Scar unwrapping a box containing... a jar of blood
[Lumierre] 11:42 am: Yuri...how can I say this...? FRED... He's... He's no longer with us.
ScarlettFire hates needles...
[ScarlettFire] 11:42 am: I'm not heartless, I just don't like needles.
[chibibo] 11:43 am: It's ok, Lumies... she needs sometime to accept it
[ScarlettFire] 11:43 am: lol Chibs
[Kyllorac] 11:43 am: I'm sure Scar blood would save Fred, yes, but it must be freely-given Scar blood. YWS is a bloody

sacrifice-free zone.
[Kyllorac] 11:43 am: With the exception of lambs, of course.
[BondGirl007] 11:43 am: He went to a farm upstate where he can roam free
[Yuriiko] 11:43 am: I know but *sniffs* xD
[ScarlettFire] 11:43 am: lol
[AmberAngst] 11:43 am: hey guys. Sorry, I was away.
[Lumierre] 11:43 am: Meh... I'm pretty sure Nate is La Chupacabra
[Yuriiko] 11:43 am: Okay, I'll stop thinking about him. xD
[chibibo] 11:43 am: of course he did, BeeGee
[Kyllorac] 11:43 am: lol Lumi
[Kyllorac] 11:44 am: But it makes so much sense! The constant thirst for lamb/sheep blood! The primate appearance!!!
[BondGirl007] 11:44 am: I hae my computer...
[BondGirl007] 11:44 am: *Hate
AmberAngst pets 007.
[Yuriiko] 11:44 am: can someone call Edward here?
[Lumierre] 11:44 am: So wait... Either HE is El Chupacabro... Or Nate is really a girl named Nata.
[Kyllorac] 11:44 am: ...who?
[BondGirl007] 11:44 am: *Goes to rewrite the review she just lost*
[Yuriiko] 11:45 am: nata? lol
ScarlettFire has a taste for blood... >.>
[chibibo] 11:45 am: you can call Edward anywhere with the new talk & text bundle from Vodafone
[Yuriiko] 11:45 am: ed as in twilight?
[AmberAngst] 11:45 am: >.>
[chibibo] 11:45 am: [/plug]
[ScarlettFire] 11:45 am: Bring Edward here and I'll kill him.
AmberAngst hides from Scar.
[Kyllorac] 11:45 am: Nah. Most girls run away from lamb slaughters. Nate revels in them.
[Yuriiko] 11:45 am: Vodafone? is that? or I'm supposed to laugh on that?
[Lumierre] 11:45 am: True, true.
[Yuriiko] 11:45 am: *is that real?
[ScarlettFire] 11:45 am: Er, I revel in slaughter too, you know....
[Lumierre] 11:45 am: So how do we approach him about this new revelation?
[Kyllorac] 11:45 am: Besides, you'd never catch a girl dead with an avi as hairy as Nate's.
[Kyllorac] 11:46 am: I said /most/ girls.
[chibibo] 11:46 am: maybe we should put Edward in a cage with Sarah Michelle Gellar or someone
[ScarlettFire] 11:46 am: Vodafone is real. It's a mobile phone network providor
[Yuriiko] 11:46 am: ow...
[Yuriiko] 11:46 am: lol chibz
[ScarlettFire] 11:46 am: lol okay, Kyll.
ScarlettFire had a vodaphne mobile number....
[ScarlettFire] 11:47 am: vodafone*
[Kyllorac] 11:47 am: Lumi - We don't. Remember that movie where the Chupacabra was trapped aboard a ship with all those

people?
[Kyllorac] 11:47 am: Well, YWS is the ship, and we're the people.
[Lumierre] 11:47 am: Oh jesus.
[Kyllorac] 11:47 am: It would be in our best interests to hide /right now/.
Lumierre clings to chibs like a suckerfish on a shark.
[Kyllorac] 11:47 am: Or, you know, abandon ship. In lifeboats. Well-supplied.
[ScarlettFire] 11:47 am: I can't be bothered hiding.
[chibibo] 11:47 am: ... i have a remora
[chibibo] 11:48 am: that's weird
[Lumierre] 11:48 am: ...nate... nate ate fred, didn't he...
[Yuriiko] 11:48 am: nate's King kong.
chibibo flaps his arm, shaking Lumies
[Yuriiko] 11:48 am: and fred's.... i don't know any movie.
[chibibo] 11:48 am: yep, definitely a remora
[ScarlettFire] 11:48 am: Or abandoning the ship... Oh, wait. That might be a good idea. People to scare in the lifeboats.

>.>
[Kyllorac] 11:48 am: That's what I've been trying to tell you all for the past half-hour. D:
[AmberAngst] 11:48 am: Yay! My birthday is in 6 days.
[chibibo] 11:48 am: i guess i'm really that messy an eater
[ScarlettFire] 11:49 am: I figured Nate ate him.
[Yuriiko] 11:49 am: ahp AA!
[Lumierre] 11:49 am: Hide... Your goats...
[Lumierre] 11:49 am: And your freds
[Lumierre] 11:49 am: And your...chibibos
[chibibo] 11:49 am: i sold my goats
[ScarlettFire] 11:49 am: Oooh, Amber. How old will you be??
[AmberAngst] 11:49 am: Agp?
[AmberAngst] 11:49 am: Ahp*
[AmberAngst] 11:49 am: 18
[chibibo] 11:49 am: or rather, i traded them in for these bigger, meatier goats
[Yuriiko] 11:49 am: advance happy birthday
[ScarlettFire] 11:50 am: Cool. My brother turned 18 yesterday.
[Kyllorac] 11:50 am: Chibs, it was nice knowing you. u_u
[Lumierre] 11:50 am: You're just asking for it!
[AmberAngst] 11:50 am: Ahh, thank you.
[ScarlettFire] 11:50 am: lol
[chibibo] 11:50 am: that's sweet of you to say ^_________________^
[Kyllorac] 11:50 am: I shall be sure to give your (meager) remains a proper burial/cremation. Whichever's easier
[AmberAngst] 11:50 am: I'm so excited....I'll be in TX for my birthday!
[Lumierre] 11:50 am: Can you imagine how hard FRED had to fight for his life? He even broke the censor gates fighting him

off...
[chibibo] 11:50 am: psh, may as well eat them or throw em off the ship
[chibibo] 11:51 am: no point putting me to waste
[Kyllorac] 11:51 am: Oh, Fred! How heroic! *sniffle*
[Yuriiko] 11:51 am: lol
[Lumierre] 11:51 am: And that fiend of a Nate shut down the crime scene until he could rid the evidence.
[The Lounge]: Matt Bellamy has entered at 11:51 am
[Kyllorac] 11:51 am: But you were downed in the end. Let us all have a moment of silence to remember our favorite,

gender-confused, creeper bot in.
[ScarlettFire] 11:51 am:
[ScarlettFire] 11:51 am: lol
[chibibo] 11:51 am: actually, if any of my organs are intact, try to save them. they might fit people in hospital on land
[Yuriiko] 11:51 am: who's taht fiend?
[Yuriiko] 11:51 am: *that
[Matt Bellamy] 11:51 am: Hey
[chibibo] 11:51 am: Matt1!
[ScarlettFire] 11:51 am: Hey Matt
[Yuriiko] 11:51 am: Matt!
[Lumierre] 11:51 am: Nate is that fiend!
[ScarlettFire] 11:52 am: Aw, poor Chibs....
[chibibo] 11:52 am: hmm, two Matts are better than one. I may be able to survive this after all
[Lumierre] 11:52 am: El mono chupacabro del rey!
[Kyllorac] 11:52 am: Nate is the El Chupacabra
[Yuriiko] 11:52 am: what?
[Kyllorac] 11:52 am: We have determined this to be so.
[Lumierre] 11:52 am: THe Monkey Goat-Eater King!
[ScarlettFire] 11:52 am: What does that make me, Kyll?
[Yuriiko] 11:52 am: El.. chupa something?
[Kyllorac] 11:52 am: You.
[Yuriiko] 11:53 am: is that the meaning, lumi?
[Lumierre] 11:53 am: Yes.
[ScarlettFire] 11:53 am: It's a mythical meat eating creature. Very nasty.
[The Lounge]: AmberAngst has left at 11:53 am
[Kyllorac] 11:53 am: Usually goes after goats and sheep.
[ScarlettFire] 11:53 am: Yep.
[ScarlettFire] 11:53 am: Sometimes people...
[Kyllorac] 11:54 am: But, see, we're stuck on a boat with Nate, and there are no lambs or sheep or goats or kids (well,

not goat-kids) to be had.
[Kyllorac] 11:54 am: Guess what's on the menu.
[chibibo] 11:54 am: well, there are my really big meaty goats
[Lumierre] 11:54 am: Kylloracs and lumies and chibibos D:
[chibibo] 11:54 am: maybe they'll distract him for a bit
[ScarlettFire] 11:54 am: Us.
[Kyllorac] 11:54 am: And Matts and Scars and Yuris
[ScarlettFire] 11:55 am: Yes.... Scars, not so much. >.>
[chibibo] 11:55 am: dang BondGirl being immune
[Lumierre] 11:55 am: ...but not Bondgirls
[ScarlettFire] 11:55 am: I don't taste nice...
[Kyllorac] 11:55 am: You're meaty, Scar. Don't deny it.
[ScarlettFire] 11:55 am: But am still edible...
[Kyllorac] 11:55 am: When you're the last one left alive, I doubt Nate Chupacabra will be feeling picky
[chibibo] 11:55 am: Chimpycabra
[ScarlettFire] 11:56 am: I'm not meaty....but i'm not a skeleton either
[Kyllorac] 11:56 am: lol
[Lumierre] 11:56 am: D:
[The Lounge]: skutter11 has entered at 11:56 am
[Kyllorac] 11:56 am: That means meaty. Just not fatty.
[chibibo] 11:56 am: oh dear
[chibibo] 11:56 am: skutter is on the menu as well now
[Kyllorac] 11:56 am: And we all know Nate Chupacabra likes meat and blood more than fat.
[skutter11] 11:56 am: Err...hi?
[Lumierre] 11:56 am: Dear Jesus, how many more can be invited to this party of doom?
[Kyllorac] 11:56 am: Hi. Welcome to your doom.
[ScarlettFire] 11:56 am: Meh.
[ScarlettFire] 11:56 am: Hey Skutter
[Lumierre] 11:57 am: ...wait... does nate chupacabra like candlewax?
[BondGirl007] 11:57 am: Hey Skutter! Matt!
[Kyllorac] 11:57 am: Probably.
skutter11 has nothing to fear, as he has more fat than actual meat
[Kyllorac] 11:57 am: Especially if it's beeswax
[Yuriiko] 11:57 am: Skutty!
[skutter11] 11:57 am: Yuri!
[Kyllorac] 11:57 am: Which you probably are, being from France and during the times before paraffin
[chibibo] 11:57 am: Chimpycabra does not discriminate >>
[Lumierre] 11:58 am: D8
[ScarlettFire] 11:58 am: Oh, that's good. I have a whole heap of beewax candles back in my rooms.... >.>
[Lumierre] 11:58 am: Sacre bleu!
[Yuriiko] 11:58 am: you went to France Kyle?
[skutter11] 11:58 am: What? I ain't from France!
[Kyllorac] 11:58 am: No. Why?
[Yuriiko] 11:58 am: nothing... ehehe
skutter11 goes in search of something to read
[Lumierre] 11:58 am: lol Kyle?
[ScarlettFire] 11:58 am: Now, if only we weren't trapped in the ballroom.
[Yuriiko] 11:58 am: beeswax?
[Kyllorac] 11:58 am: My dad's side of the family is from Alsalce-Lorraine
[Lumierre] 11:58 am: This isn't helping the "Kyllorac is a woman!" argument.
[chibibo] 11:59 am: haha
[ScarlettFire] 11:59 am: Ooh. I have french blood in my family somewhere.
[Yuriiko] 11:59 am: Kyle's a girl then?
[chibibo] 11:59 am: i wonder if Chimpycabra has different seasoning for males and females
[Kyllorac] 11:59 am: You know, what with my inherited German appetite, I may actually wind up competition for Nate...
[Kyllorac] 11:59 am: Oh dear. I'm doomed to be the first to go. D:
[ScarlettFire] 11:59 am: Hmmm. Interesting thought, Chibs.
[chibibo] 12:00 pm: maybe he'll be distracted for a moment, trying to decide what to use on Kyllorac
[chibibo] 12:00 pm: and then you can use that time
[chibibo] 12:00 pm: to
[chibibo] 12:00 pm: do something
[Lumierre] 12:00 pm: ...thus giving us a chance to escape!
[Kyllorac] 12:00 pm: Since Rosey, and her equally huge apetite, is not here at present.
[Kyllorac] 12:00 pm: ;.;
[ScarlettFire] 12:00 pm: I'm also Dutch, English and a least a dozen other enuthicinties...
[Kyllorac] 12:00 pm: I'm so many things, it's usually easier for me to list what I"m not.
[ScarlettFire] 12:01 pm: Yeah.
[Lumierre] 12:01 pm: brb
chibibo is part Hoovooloo
[ScarlettFire] 12:01 pm: Whaaa?
[Yuriiko] 12:01 pm: i'm an alien. will that make any difference?
[Kyllorac] 12:01 pm: Chat log is so broken today...
[chibibo] 12:01 pm: (a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue)
[ScarlettFire] 12:02 pm: Depends, Yuri.
[ScarlettFire] 12:02 pm: Are you tasty?
[chibibo] 12:02 pm: or is it Hooloovoo
[Yuriiko] 12:02 pm: tasty I am. xD
[chibibo] 12:02 pm: I can't remember
[Yuriiko] 12:02 pm: what chibz?
[ScarlettFire] 12:02 pm: Uh oh, Yuri. You're not gonig to escape either.
[Yuriiko] 12:02 pm: Scar:
[skutter11] 12:03 pm: Back!
[ScarlettFire] 12:03 pm: Hm?
skutter11 goes into his lab
[ScarlettFire] 12:03 pm: WB Skutter
[chibibo] 12:03 pm: is it bad that I just realised this whole Chupacabra on a ship situation might make a cool storybook?
[Kyllorac] 12:03 pm: lol
[skutter11] 12:03 pm: Is FRED back?
[ScarlettFire] 12:03 pm: Oooh. No. I think it would make a cool SB too
[ScarlettFire] 12:03 pm: Fred is dead, Skutt. For good.
[Kyllorac] 12:03 pm: Just so long as you keep in mind that it made a really crappy movie.
[chibibo] 12:04 pm: FRED will never be back
[chibibo] 12:04 pm: lol
[ScarlettFire] 12:04 pm: lol
[The Lounge]: tam_ara has entered at 12:04 pm
[chibibo] 12:04 pm: watching stuff is like 1/10th as enjoyable as doing stuff
[Kyllorac] 12:04 pm: Not unless Nate feels like regurgitating him
[chibibo] 12:04 pm: well
[ScarlettFire] 12:04 pm: Mm
[chibibo] 12:04 pm: comparing the same stuff
[ScarlettFire] 12:04 pm: Hey Tam
[tam_ara] 12:04 pm: I can't wait for that radio open mic
[chibibo] 12:04 pm: like, watching TV is better than doing dishes
[skutter11] 12:04 pm: FRED's dead?
[chibibo] 12:04 pm: but those are different stuff
[Kyllorac] 12:04 pm: Yep.
[tam_ara] 12:04 pm: Hiya Scar
[ScarlettFire] 12:04 pm: Yes, Skutter, He is.
[skutter11] 12:04 pm: Bbbbbbbbbut
[ScarlettFire] 12:05 pm: lol Chibs
[ScarlettFire] 12:05 pm: But what?
[skutter11] 12:05 pm: He's a bot
[chibibo] 12:05 pm: although, i suppose watching someone do the dishes is more enjoyable than doing them yourself
[skutter11] 12:05 pm: He can't die
[Kyllorac] 12:05 pm: Nate, who we have determined is the Chupacabra, ate him and shut down chat to clean up the crime

scene
[ScarlettFire] 12:05 pm: Yes, and?
[The Lounge]: Squall has entered at 12:05 pm
[tam_ara] 12:05 pm: but its gonna be 11pm where I live and on a school night
[chibibo] 12:05 pm: so i guess there are exceptions to the rule
[chibibo] 12:05 pm: and therefore it is less a rule than a guideline
[skutter11] 12:05 pm: =O
[ScarlettFire] 12:05 pm: He died anyway. Nate ate him.
[skutter11] 12:05 pm: Poor FRED
[chibibo] 12:05 pm: Andes, saveyourself!
[BondGirl007] 12:06 pm: Andy!
[chibibo] 12:06 pm: Chimpycabra is coming
[skutter11] 12:06 pm: Nate's eaten FRED!
[Kyllorac] 12:06 pm: Poor us! Now that Nate's devoured FRED, who do you think is next?!
[BondGirl007] 12:06 pm: Run!
[chibibo] 12:06 pm: DERF
[ScarlettFire] 12:06 pm: Hey Andy
[Kyllorac] 12:06 pm: US! D:
[chibibo] 12:06 pm: i was close...
skutter11 thinks it going to be skutter
[The Lounge]: Rosey Unicorn has entered at 12:06 pm
skutter11 isn't good at running
[Kyllorac] 12:06 pm: Abandon ship! To the lifeboats! (But don't forget the supplies!)
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:06 pm: Yello
[ScarlettFire] 12:06 pm: Kyll, me, Lumi, Chibs, Andy, Bond. Skutter, Matt, Yuri, Tam. etc
[chibibo] 12:06 pm: 0: Rozie
[Squall] 12:07 pm: Darn Bazil lost
[chibibo] 12:07 pm: maybe we're saved
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:07 pm: Um. What did I walk into? xD
[ScarlettFire] 12:07 pm: In about that order. :O
[Kyllorac] 12:07 pm: Rosey, you are doomed to be devoured first. ;.;
[Yuriiko] 12:07 pm: RU!
[skutter11] 12:07 pm: Rosey, run!
[The Lounge]: tam_ara has left at 12:07 pm
[ScarlettFire] 12:07 pm: lol.
[Squall] 12:07 pm: Fifa this year's been unpredictable
[chibibo] 12:07 pm: so if i go into chibibo form, Chimpycabra will probably mistake me for a mushroom
[Kyllorac] 12:07 pm: You, and your tender, unicorn-y flesh... ;.;
[ScarlettFire] 12:07 pm: We're trapped in the ballroom, remember, Kyll?
[Yuriiko] 12:07 pm: I don't really get the abondoned ship thing-y.
[ScarlettFire] 12:07 pm: We can't get to the lifeboats yet!
[skutter11] 12:08 pm: But, I have a Dark Matter Engine with me
[Yuriiko] 12:08 pm: and ballroom now? lol
[skutter11] 12:08 pm: I could bast a hole in the wall
[ScarlettFire] 12:08 pm: Yuri, we're trapped on a ship with Nate the Chupacabra.
[skutter11] 12:08 pm: *blast
[Yuriiko] 12:08 pm: oh. okay. trhanks ofr that scar
[ScarlettFire] 12:08 pm: Of course the ship includes a ballroom... It's a cruiseliner!
[Yuriiko] 12:08 pm: *thanks for
[chibibo] 12:08 pm: you might blast all of us and the ship along with it
skutter11 fires up the ol' Dark Mattre Engine
[skutter11] 12:09 pm: *matter
[Yuriiko] 12:09 pm: um.. how about kitchen... am kinda hungry right now.
[skutter11] 12:09 pm: BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
[The Lounge]: BondGirl007 has left at 12:09 pm
[chibibo] 12:09 pm: maybe i can scuttle away and Chimpycabra will simply think "oh, it's only an 8-bit enemy"
[ScarlettFire] 12:09 pm: The kitten is linked to the ballroom and the dining room
[Yuriiko] 12:09 pm: chat log's not working. xD
[chibibo] 12:09 pm: hahahahahah
[ScarlettFire] 12:09 pm: kitchen*
[chibibo] 12:09 pm: the kitten
[Yuriiko] 12:09 pm: kitten?
skutter11 accidenyally destroyed the kitchen
[ScarlettFire] 12:09 pm: friggen typos
[Yuriiko] 12:09 pm: lol
chibibo tries to free the kitten as it yowls and scratches
[ScarlettFire] 12:09 pm: lol
[chibibo] 12:10 pm: some moron tied its tail to the ballroom door handle
[Yuriiko] 12:10 pm: lol chibz
[skutter11] 12:10 pm: =O
[ScarlettFire] 12:10 pm: lol
[ScarlettFire] 12:10 pm: Wonder who that moron was...
skutter11 seees a movement in the corner
[skutter11] 12:10 pm: *sees
[chibibo] 12:10 pm: probably Chimpycabra... he probably set it up as bait... OH CRAPSICLES
skutter11 goes to investigate
[skutter11] 12:11 pm: OH MY GOD!
ScarlettFire lurks in the shadows away from the ballroom door
chibibo unties the kitten faster and runs right away from the door
[ScarlettFire] 12:11 pm: lol
[skutter11] 12:11 pm: IT'S
[skutter11] 12:11 pm: IT'S
[skutter11] 12:11 pm: IT'S
[chibibo] 12:11 pm: zombie rick astley?
[skutter11] 12:11 pm: ROBERT PATTERSON!
[ScarlettFire] 12:11 pm: We're in trouble! Oh, wait. Are there any secret passageways??
[ScarlettFire] 12:11 pm: :O No, not him!
[chibibo] 12:11 pm: dang, even worse
skutter11 shoots with Dark Matter Engine
[Yuriiko] 12:11 pm: patterson?
[chibibo] 12:12 pm: oh well, thank god it's not Robert Pattinson
[Yuriiko] 12:12 pm: lol
ScarlettFire starts looking for secret passageways
[skutter11] 12:12 pm: I've just obliterated Robert Patterson
[Yuriiko] 12:12 pm: basement!
ScarlettFire finds one that leads to the SB forum.... >.>
[chibibo] 12:12 pm: oh dear, i think Robert Patterson was my accountant
[skutter11] 12:12 pm: He ain't no shiny no more
[chibibo] 12:12 pm: dang it
[Yuriiko] 12:12 pm: YWS is the ship?
[ScarlettFire] 12:12 pm: lol
[ScarlettFire] 12:12 pm: I'm not sure...
[skutter11] 12:12 pm: The SS. YWS
[ScarlettFire] 12:13 pm: Must be...
skutter11 finds a lab!
[skutter11] 12:13 pm: Yya!
[chibibo] 12:13 pm: awww
[skutter11] 12:13 pm: *yay
chibibo pats the labrador
[chibibo] 12:13 pm: who's a good boy... YOU ARE
[ScarlettFire] 12:13 pm: Oh, that might be an idea. Should I start an SB about a group of people trapped on a ship?
skutter11 meant a laboratory behind the labrador
[Kyllorac] 12:13 pm: lol Scar
[chibibo] 12:13 pm: oh yeah, that's cool too
[ScarlettFire] 12:14 pm: It's be fun.
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:14 pm: Yes, you should.
chibibo keeps playing withthe doggie
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:14 pm: There was actually one of those started awhile ago. Lasted awhile if I remember correctly. xD
[ScarlettFire] 12:14 pm: It'll probably be invite only, mainly...
[skutter11] 12:14 pm: chibs, look behind you!
skutter11 runs off, screaming
[ScarlettFire] 12:14 pm: First, I'll have to think of a very good plot...
[skutter11] 12:15 pm: Oh. It was only Cthulhu
[ScarlettFire] 12:15 pm: If anyone wants in on this SB, just tell me.
[skutter11] 12:15 pm: Me!
[Kyllorac] 12:15 pm: So count me in
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:15 pm: *Blinks* Skutter, he's just as dangerous if I remembe correctly
skutter11 raises his hand
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:15 pm: I'm so in.
[Yuriiko] 12:15 pm: me!
[Kyllorac] 12:15 pm: I thought he was more dangerous than a mere Chupacabra
[skutter11] 12:15 pm: He's a piece of fiction!
[Yuriiko] 12:15 pm: and Nate's the monster? xD
[skutter11] 12:16 pm: But your right
[Kyllorac] 12:16 pm: And Nate is a reality....
[Kyllorac] 12:16 pm: Point taken.
[ScarlettFire] 12:16 pm: In the SB?
skutter11 advises everyone to run
[chibibo] 12:16 pm: naw, Cthulhu is my poker buddy
[skutter11] 12:16 pm: Eh?
[Kyllorac] 12:16 pm: And here I was beginning to think Nate was a Chupacabra/Cthulu hybrid...
[skutter11] 12:16 pm: What about Dagon?
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:16 pm: However, he has become so engrained in the mythos of fiction he is a force to contend with.
[Kyllorac] 12:16 pm: *Cthulhu
[ScarlettFire] 12:16 pm: Anyone else in?
[Squall] 12:16 pm: Depends
[ScarlettFire] 12:17 pm: Depends on?
[Yuriiko] 12:17 pm: that's hard to spell, kyle. xD
Yuriiko elbows Squall
[Kyllorac] 12:17 pm: All this Cthulhu speak reminds me of an epic crackfic...
[chibibo] 12:17 pm: yeah, he has a mean pkerface
[Kyllorac] 12:17 pm: http://naominovik.livejournal.com/41186.html
[Squall] 12:18 pm: Depends on the idea
[skutter11] 12:18 pm: Ok, we're on a boat, with a chupercabre and verious things from the Cthulhu Mythos. What ever

next?
[skutter11] 12:18 pm: OMG!
[Yuriiko] 12:18 pm: what?
[skutter11] 12:18 pm: It's David Bowie!
[chibibo] 12:18 pm: Kill it with fire!
[chibibo] 12:18 pm: oh wait
[chibibo] 12:18 pm: it's David Bowie
[Kyllorac] 12:18 pm: Nononono! You need More Dakka!
[Yuriiko] 12:19 pm: how on earth we get abandoned?
[ScarlettFire] 12:19 pm: We'll just be trapped on a boat with someone trying to kill us. We'll need to find a way to get

to the lifeboats or find another way off.
[ScarlettFire] 12:19 pm: A cruiseliner, actually.
[skutter11] 12:19 pm: We went straight into the Berumda Triangle, where people can't be found!
[Kyllorac] 12:19 pm: It was int he middle of a mandatory ball, so everyone is there
[ScarlettFire] 12:20 pm: Adding to the idea, Kyll?
[skutter11] 12:20 pm: Including me, Partical Physicist
[Kyllorac] 12:20 pm: Yes
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:20 pm: The ball, of course, was planned *to* keep us in one location.
[Yuriiko] 12:20 pm: who are we then?
[ScarlettFire] 12:20 pm: Yes, there'll be a compulosary ball.
[skutter11] 12:20 pm: Professor Archibald Montgomery of Miskatonic University
[chibibo] 12:21 pm: i was lured in by the promise of free tempura prawn
[Yuriiko] 12:21 pm: ordianry people? students? what?
[skutter11] 12:21 pm: At your service
[Kyllorac] 12:21 pm: lol Chibs
[ScarlettFire] 12:21 pm: Whoever you want to be. I'll need some cruiseliner staff as well as passengers.
[ScarlettFire] 12:21 pm: By the way, anyone else in on this?
skutter11 did a Lovecraft referance
[chibibo] 12:22 pm: oh god, i just thought of an insane character. probably too comic-relief for a sb like this
[skutter11] 12:22 pm: A hobo?
[skutter11] 12:22 pm: A mad professor?
[chibibo] 12:22 pm: no, but good guess!
[ScarlettFire] 12:22 pm: Maybe, maybe not. What's this character like?
[Kyllorac] 12:22 pm: No. Do it. XD
[skutter11] 12:22 pm: A person?!
[Yuriiko] 12:22 pm: dog?
[skutter11] 12:22 pm: My asstant, Mr Grangly?
[skutter11] 12:23 pm: *assistant
[chibibo] 12:23 pm: i thought firstly of a cruiseliner employee dude who, for some reason i didn't end up thinking of,

has one of those glowy sticks like the airport guy has
[skutter11] 12:23 pm: Oh, one of those guys
[Kyllorac] 12:23 pm: If there's a helipad, it would make sense
[ScarlettFire] 12:23 pm: lol Do it.
[chibibo] 12:23 pm: and when confronted by the killer, he wielded it like a lightsabre and went like "hwoooooooraaaagh"
[Kyllorac] 12:23 pm: XD
[skutter11] 12:23 pm: Doooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
[Kyllorac] 12:23 pm: Do it.
[chibibo] 12:23 pm: and then got punched/stabbed/shot/somethinged by the guy
[ScarlettFire] 12:23 pm: And yes, there'll be a helipad.
[skutter11] 12:23 pm: Awww, poor nameless character
[chibibo] 12:24 pm: so he'll probably die fairly quickly if he exists
[ScarlettFire] 12:24 pm: That's okay. You can have more than one character
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:24 pm: "Pay no attention to the cat behind the curtain."
skutter11 is wondering whether or not using "Miskatonic University" is plagarism....
skutter11 will think of his own University
[Rosey Unicorn] 12:25 pm: lol I wonder if I killed Chat with that?
[skutter11] 12:25 pm: Just to be on the safe side
[chibibo] 12:25 pm: Pay no attention to the dead Chat behind the curtain

Kaedee wrote:Maybe someone just kidnapped F.R.E.D and put him on an alien planet. One without computers. Did anyone ever ask him for his number, haha?

lilymoore wrote:What are you guys doing!???

You're not supposed to be discussing F.R.E.D.'s disappearance. He's gone on a super duper secret mission for Nate. No one is supposed to talk about it!