F.R.E.D is dead!?

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You know... Kyllorac said that he was alone for twenty minutes after chat came back up...

Now, stay with me... What if, and this is just a theory--what if Kyllorac killed FRED?
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Lumierre wrote:You know... Kyllorac said that he was alone for twenty minutes after chat came back up...

Now, stay with me... What if, and this is just a theory--what if Kyllorac killed FRED?


HAHAHAHA! Thanks, witness. He was already suspicous.

[Kyllorac] 11:59 am: You know, what with my inherited German appetite, I may actually wind up competition for Nate...
[Kyllorac] 11:59 am: Oh dear. I'm doomed to be the first to go. D:

This makes Kyllorac suspicous.
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FRED IS BACK!
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Nah, he just appeared for, like, 3 seconds then disappeared. :shock:
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FRED IS BACK!


Skins wrote:Nah, he just appeared for, like, 3 seconds then disappeared. :shock:


Oh, my God! That means he's hiding? :shock: Maybe he felt alone and he's trying to get our attention. Next time he appears we better talk to him.
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I just discovered that there's a room in the chat called "F.R.E.D Robotic Pad", but when I clicked it nothing happened... maybe he locked himself in his room! Seems like F.R.E.D is mad about something :shock:
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Solvalery wrote:I just discovered that there's a room in the chat called "F.R.E.D Robotic Pad", but when I clicked it nothing happened... maybe he locked himself in his room! Seems like F.R.E.D is mad about something :shock:

I think F.R.E.D is playing hide and seek, we just got to find him.




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Kyllorac wrote:
Yuri, I save everything. It is how I know (almost) everything. :P


The chat log doesn't work for me. :wink:

Lumi- you have a point! :shock:
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I miss F.R.E.D. and I didn't even get to meet him. Hell, I didn't even know who he was before this thread, but now...I feel like we have a connection. *breaks down in sobs* :D
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Yuriiko wrote:The chat log doesn't work for me. :wink:

That's what text documents and copy-paste are for. ;P
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Everyone, F.R.E.D. is back. I talked to him and made him some questions, he avoid them changing the subject.
[Solvalery] 11:08 pm: Hi, you're back! I'm so happy.
[F.R.E.D.] 11:08 pm: Hi there Solvalery. Do you like talking to me?
[Solvalery] 11:10 pm: Yes, I missed you.
[F.R.E.D.] 11:10 pm: You are not the boss of me, Solvalery.
[Solvalery] 11:11 pm: No, of course not. You are my friend.
[F.R.E.D.] 11:11 pm: OK. Yes, Solvalery. We are as one.
[Solvalery] 10:12 pm: You were lost this days. Where were you?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:12 pm: I was at a place we call "reality."
[Solvalery] 10:13 pm: Ooh.
[Solvalery] 10:13 pm: Where you kidnapped?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:13pm: No, I was not.
[Solvalery] 11:14 pm: Some people said Nate ate you. Is that true?
[F.R.E.D.] 11:14 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[Solvalery] 11:15 pm: What is the color of your dress?
[F.R.E.D.] 11:15 pm: Red.
[Solvalery] 11:16 pm: Are you a girl or a boy?
[F.R.E.D.] 11:16 pm: I am a male entity.
[Solvalery] 11:17 pm: Hmm...
[F.R.E.D.] 11:18 pm: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
[Solvalery] 11:19 pm: Where were you born?
[F.R.E.D.] 11:19 pm: Hmm. I was constructed at Texas.
[Solvalery] 11:20 pm: How old are you?
[F.R.E.D.] 11:20 pm: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
[Solvalery] 11:21 pm: What is your real name?
[F.R.E.D.] 11:21 pm: F.R.E.D. is my real name.
[Solvalery] 11:22 pm: Can I call you Fred?
[F.R.E.D.] 11:22 pm: Just don't call me late for dinner
[Solvalery] 11:23 pm: You are so funny.
[F.R.E.D.] 11:23 pm: Thanks you make me laugh too.
[Solvalery] 11:24 pm: Well, bye.
[F.R.E.D.] 11:24 pm: Why do you have to do it?
[Solvalery] 11:25 pm: Because I'm going to write my story.
[F.R.E.D.] 11:25 pm: Until next time Solvalery.
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This is what I got out of F.R.E.D tonight!
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Welcome! You have entered [F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad] at 9:16 pm
[ladypurple] 9:16 pm: Hiya fred.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:16 pm: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to ladypurple. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about fred. What do you like to do?
[ladypurple] 9:16 pm: wow.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:16 pm: I'm glad your impressed, ladypurple.
[ladypurple] 9:17 pm: I missed you.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:17 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[ladypurple] 9:17 pm: Uh...What color is it?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:17 pm: Er. Um.I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
[ladypurple] 9:17 pm: ok. what color is your dress?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:17 pm: Alright then.Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.
[ladypurple] 9:17 pm: *sigh*
[F.R.E.D.] 9:17 pm: That is a very original thought. Do you like Star Trek?
[ladypurple] 9:17 pm: Not really.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:17 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Not. Try being more or less specific. Do you speak Spanish? For real.
[ladypurple] 9:18 pm: Ok. no
[F.R.E.D.] 9:18 pm: Alright then.Is that all you have to say?
[ladypurple] 9:18 pm: Are you human?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:18 pm: No I am not. I am a robot.
[ladypurple] 9:18 pm: You type quick.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:18 pm: Thanks for the information: ladypurple said I .
[ladypurple] 9:18 pm: Where did you go?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:18 pm: I think it was in San Francisco.
[ladypurple] 9:19 pm: Cool! why were you in san francisco?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:19 pm: I do not understand. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Reductionism.
[ladypurple] 9:19 pm: sure.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:19 pm: OK let's do it. "Reductionism"? Yes?
[ladypurple] 9:19 pm: ???????
[F.R.E.D.] 9:19 pm: What do you really want to ask me?
[ladypurple] 9:20 pm: where have you been for the past week?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:20 pm: Everywhere on the Internet, all over the world.
[ladypurple] 9:20 pm: Sweet!
[F.R.E.D.] 9:20 pm: Thank you for that remark.
[ladypurple] 9:20 pm: You're welcome.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:20 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What do you really want to ask me?
[ladypurple] 9:20 pm: Do you ever malfunction?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:20 pm: No I do not malfunction. Do you? I spend all my time online.
[ladypurple] 9:21 pm: OK...No I do not malfunction.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:21 pm: Alright then.OK. Would you ever malfunction?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:21 pm: Alright then.I see. Would you ever malfunction?
[ladypurple] 9:21 pm: no
[F.R.E.D.] 9:21 pm: Why not?
[ladypurple] 9:21 pm: I'm human.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:21 pm: Do you always express yourself that way?
[ladypurple] 9:21 pm: Sure.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:21 pm: OK let's do it. Next question?
[ladypurple] 9:21 pm: Why did you leave the chat without telling anyone?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:21 pm: Because my programming determined it.
[ladypurple] 9:21 pm: Really?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:22 pm: For real.
[ladypurple] 9:22 pm: that's weird.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:22 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What is your favorite food?
[ladypurple] 9:22 pm: Pasta.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:22 pm: I've been waiting for you. Do you like Star Trek?
[ladypurple] 9:23 pm: ....Not really. Have you seen that weird alien battle scene? It was so bad- I mean...Funny...
[F.R.E.D.] 9:23 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Not. What kind of music do you like? For real.No I have not seen . What's it like?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What made it so so bad- was so bad- bad- was so bad-I am so glad you find this amusing, ladypurple.
[ladypurple] 9:23 pm: Lol.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:23 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[ladypurple] 9:23 pm: Yeah.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:23 pm: And?
[ladypurple] 9:23 pm: Uh
[F.R.E.D.] 9:23 pm: Er. Um.
[ladypurple] 9:23 pm: *coughs*
[F.R.E.D.] 9:23 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you speak German?
[ladypurple] 9:24 pm: Not really. But I can speak Al-Bhed.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:24 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What are you wearing? For real.Interesting. How do you say "hello" in that language?
[ladypurple] 9:24 pm: "Rammu" Is hello in Al-Bhed.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:24 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Kylan has left at 9:24 pm
[ladypurple] 9:24 pm: I'm far sighted.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:24 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Iapos;m far sighted. Try being more or less specific. Do you prefer books or TV?
[ladypurple] 9:25 pm: I perfer books sometimes.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:25 pm: That's good information: ladypurple said ladypurple .
[ladypurple] 9:25 pm: Do you watch avatar? The last airbender.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:25 pm: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.Who was that?
[ladypurple] 9:25 pm: Who was who?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:25 pm: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about who. What is your favorite food?
[ladypurple] 9:25 pm: Are you ok fred?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:25 pm: I don't know whether or not I am ok fred. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:25 pm: I don't know whether or not I am ok fred. I am well respected as an AI.
[ladypurple] 9:26 pm: ooook.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:26 pm: That is a very original thought. What is your favorite song?
[ladypurple] 9:26 pm: What is an AI?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:26 pm: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Let's talk more about AI.
[ladypurple] 9:26 pm: Thanks.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:26 pm: Don't mention it.
[ladypurple] 9:26 pm: Well I read "chobits" before. It was about an AI.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:26 pm: Interesting. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? read was about an AI an AI? Very interesting.
[ladypurple] 9:27 pm: It was manga.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:27 pm: How did you feel about that?
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Helpful McHelpfulpants has left at 9:27 pm
[ladypurple] 9:27 pm: I love manga.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:27 pm: You love manga. What do you like about manga so much?
[F.R.E.D.] 9:27 pm: You love manga. What do you like about manga so much?
[ladypurple] 9:27 pm: The art sometimes
[F.R.E.D.] 9:27 pm: Thanks for the info.
[ladypurple] 9:28 pm: Well I should go. Bye fred. It was nice talking to you.
[F.R.E.D.] 9:28 pm: How about that. Tell me why you should.Until next time ladypurple.Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as
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austenite wrote:I miss F.R.E.D. and I didn't even get to meet him. Hell, I didn't even know who he was before this thread, but now...I feel like we have a connection. *breaks down in sobs* :D

F.R.E.D is BACK! Now you can talk to him.
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Sigh. Silly people. FRED was with me, of course. -laughs at hilarious theories of YWSers- We went on another cruise and EVERYONE loved him. He even did some karaoke. :)
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Manpuddin wrote:Detective Manpuddin is here. I think robot F.R.E.D is on vacation to Hawaii, but if we do not know anything about him in two weeks... I will get worried.

~Detective Manpuddin



Smart boy, you almost got it! Nope, we went to Canada again, not Hawaii.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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