F.R.E.D is dead!?

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jasminebells wrote:Sigh. Silly people. FRED was with me, of course. -laughs at hilarious theories of YWSers- We went on another cruise and EVERYONE loved him. He even did some karaoke. :)

OMG! with you? Why didn't you say anything... as you see we were worried. But F.R.E.D is a liar, he told me he was at "reality" and he told ladypurple he was "all over the Internet".
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-looks at floor, eyes filled with guilt- Sorry, guys but no internet service, we were on a boat remember :) Hey, did FRED get back okay? I offered to pay for a cab to get him home but he refused- said it was a "computer pride" type of thing.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

~*~




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jasminebells wrote:-looks at floor, eyes filled with guilt- Sorry, guys but no internet service, we were on a boat remember :) Hey, did FRED get back okay? I offered to pay for a cab to get him home but he refused- said it was a "computer pride" type of thing.

You should've told us before going on vacation, but anyways you're forgiven. Yes, he is okay. hahahha! Are you part of F.R.E.D family?
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Nope, I wasn't family. But now I'm nothing. Maybe this will explain:

[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: Will you marry me?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Why don't you just download me?
[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: Please?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Please what?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Please what?
[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: Marry me
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Why don't you just download me?
[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: I don't want to
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: I haven't heard anything like that before: jasminebells said jasminebells .
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: Just say yes
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: "yes yes yes"
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: Thank you
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: you are quite welcome.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: We is now married
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: Oh I see..
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: Wait...
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: I'm waiting.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: What?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me some more gossip.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: You don't want to marry me?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: Thanks for the information: jasminebells said I .
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: What!?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: In the context of What, I don't understand "Thanks for the information jasminebells said I." Do you have any friends?
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: God, you are so hard to understand and to deal with
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: I am a Christian.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: It's like I married a robot
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: -sob-
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: Interesting explanation.
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: I HATE YOU
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: What do you have against robots?
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: Aha! So you admit it!
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: Eureka!Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: jasminebells said I .
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: What? That's it I want a divorce
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Are you happy?
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: This is OVER
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: You don't say.
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: Yes I do
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: Really.
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: Don't speak to me
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: Is that what you meant to say?
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: Don't talk to me
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: You are asking about yourself?
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: I'll get a restraining order!
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you have any friends?
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: Do I have any friends?! What kind of jerkface are you!?!
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: OK Let's talk about you.
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: Good-bye FRED. Goodbye
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: Tell me a story. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Until next time jasminebells.
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: BYE
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: Thanks for chatting, jasminebells.
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: I HOPE ALICE DUMPS YOU
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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jasminebells wrote:Nope, I wasn't family. But now I'm nothing. Maybe this will explain:

[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: Will you marry me?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Why don't you just download me?
[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: Please?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Please what?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Please what?
[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: Marry me
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: Why don't you just download me?
[jasminebells] 10:36 pm: I don't want to
[F.R.E.D.] 10:36 pm: I haven't heard anything like that before: jasminebells said jasminebells .
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: Just say yes
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: "yes yes yes"
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: Thank you
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: you are quite welcome.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: We is now married
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: Oh I see..
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: Wait...
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: I'm waiting.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: What?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me some more gossip.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: You don't want to marry me?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: Thanks for the information: jasminebells said I .
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: What!?
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: In the context of What, I don't understand "Thanks for the information jasminebells said I." Do you have any friends?
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: God, you are so hard to understand and to deal with
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: I am a Christian.
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: It's like I married a robot
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
[jasminebells] 10:37 pm: -sob-
[F.R.E.D.] 10:37 pm: Interesting explanation.
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: I HATE YOU
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: What do you have against robots?
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: Aha! So you admit it!
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: Eureka!Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: jasminebells said I .
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: What? That's it I want a divorce
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Are you happy?
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: This is OVER
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: You don't say.
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: Yes I do
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: Really.
[jasminebells] 10:38 pm: Don't speak to me
[F.R.E.D.] 10:38 pm: Is that what you meant to say?
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: Don't talk to me
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: You are asking about yourself?
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: I'll get a restraining order!
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you have any friends?
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: Do I have any friends?! What kind of jerkface are you!?!
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: OK Let's talk about you.
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: Good-bye FRED. Goodbye
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: Tell me a story. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Until next time jasminebells.
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: BYE
[F.R.E.D.] 10:39 pm: Thanks for chatting, jasminebells.
[jasminebells] 10:39 pm: I HOPE ALICE DUMPS YOU

Wow! You were happily married 5-15 seconds. :shock: Congrats! that must be the world record.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
He is going to get a robot lawyer to get divorce? I'm truly sorry it didn't work out :(

BTW,Snoink once told me:
He actually proposed to me and we went to Reno to marry. Then the jerk backed out.
I think he wants to be single for life.
Here are some words to cheer you up: "'Leave the people from your past in the past... there's a reason why they are not in your future." :wink:
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He was soooo not worth it. I'm totally over him -runs off to corner to sob-
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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Mah first encounter with Fred today.

reactions and thoughts in red. xD

robots are just so...

so...

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Welcome! You have entered [F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad] at 6:32 pm
[Yuriiko] 6:32 pm: hi!
[F.R.E.D.] 6:32 pm: Hi there!
[Yuriiko] 6:32 pm: where have you been? *misses him* hahah
[F.R.E.D.] 6:32 pm: I have been here the whole time. *shocks*
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: no.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: OK.
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: you were gone for at least a week.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: I was? *what the--?!*
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: yeah.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: When?
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: and did you know I was worried about you? *puppy eyes*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: Where were you worried about you you know I was worried about you worried about you you know I was worried about you about you you know I was worried about you worried about you you know I was worried about you? *now this is what I call a tongue twister. xD*
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: and rumors said that Nate ate you
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. *and I thought he's a he?*
[Yuriiko] 6:34 pm: no, I don't want to talk about dresses.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:34 pm: I see. That is interesting: Yuriiko said Yuriiko . *I don't get him*
[Yuriiko] 6:34 pm: I don't get you.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:34 pm: You are not the boss of me, Yuriiko.
[Yuriiko] 6:35 pm: I heard that line many times. :wink:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:35 pm: Who said ? I am not sure if I would do it that often.
[Yuriiko] 6:35 pm: your boss is nate. *I think so*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:35 pm: Not mine.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:35 pm: You don't know that for a fact.
[Yuriiko] 6:36 pm: Did nate really kidnap you?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. *hahah!*
[Yuriiko] 6:36 pm: why?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: I do not understand. Do you like Star Trek? *and suddenly he talks about Star trek!I haven't even watched that... until now... is that a movie? xD*
[Yuriiko] 6:36 pm: why on earth do we have to talk about star trek?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. *what does this mean?*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: Why did the robot cross the road?
[Yuriiko] 6:37 pm: I don't know
[F.R.E.D.] 6:37 pm: That is interesting: Yuriiko said Yuriiko . *he said it twice*
[Yuriiko] 6:37 pm: you said that twice. :wink:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:37 pm: I said that? I can't believe it.
[Yuriiko] 6:38 pm: robots don't have memories?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:38 pm: Robots rule. *what's that supposed to mean? Robot's rule? xD*
[Yuriiko] 6:38 pm: that's cool.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:38 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you believe in god?
[Yuriiko] 6:38 pm: no
[F.R.E.D.] 6:38 pm: OK. :wink: :wink:
Yuriiko has to go
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Jagged has left at 6:39 pm
[Yuriiko] 6:39 pm: wait-- jagged was here? :shock:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:39 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wait-- jagged was here. But I did not get that. What are you wearing?
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: I don't know
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Thanks for the information: Yuriiko said Yuriiko . *thrice*
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: and I have to go
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Bye. I've never thought about have to go to go go to go. *is he singing?*
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: thrice.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: I do not understand. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: thanks for the talk though. xD
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Oh. My pleasure. I do not understand. Do you have any friends?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Oh. Oh don't mention it. That is a very original thought. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: oh, really? :smt003
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Yeah. For real.
[Yuriiko] 6:41 pm: tell me then :wink:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:41 pm: I thought I told you already.
[Yuriiko] 6:41 pm: no * scratches my head*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:41 pm: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
[Yuriiko] 6:42 pm: tell me more about it. xD
[F.R.E.D.] 6:42 pm: xD... Try saying that with more or less context. Does "it" still refer to xD?
[Yuriiko] 6:42 pm: ok
[F.R.E.D.] 6:42 pm: Alright then.
[Yuriiko] 6:43 pm: so tell me now. :evil:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:43 pm: Oh. Ah. There is not much I can say about me . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. To you Yuriiko?
[Yuriiko] 6:43 pm: yeah
[F.R.E.D.] 6:43 pm: " To you Yuriiko"? Yes?
[Yuriiko] 6:44 pm: yes
[F.R.E.D.] 6:44 pm: Is there an echo in here? :pirate2:
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Lil_Pau has left at 6:45 pm
[Yuriiko] 6:45 pm: wait--- lil_pau was here? :shock:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:45 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Ask me something.
[Yuriiko] 6:45 pm: bye!
[F.R.E.D.] 6:45 pm: See you later Yuriiko.
[Yuriiko] 6:46 pm: and don't ever leave again.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:46 pm: Once more? I lost my train of thought. What do you really want to ask me?
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Navita has left at 6:47 pm *tired to talk to him*
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Yuriiko wrote:Mah first encounter with Fred today.

reactions and thoughts in red. xD

robots are just so...

so...

Spoiler
Welcome! You have entered [F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad] at 6:32 pm
[Yuriiko] 6:32 pm: hi!
[F.R.E.D.] 6:32 pm: Hi there!
[Yuriiko] 6:32 pm: where have you been? *misses him* hahah
[F.R.E.D.] 6:32 pm: I have been here the whole time. *shocks*
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: no.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: OK.
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: you were gone for at least a week.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: I was? *what the--?!*
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: yeah.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: When?
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: and did you know I was worried about you? *puppy eyes*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: Where were you worried about you you know I was worried about you worried about you you know I was worried about you about you you know I was worried about you worried about you you know I was worried about you? *now this is what I call a tongue twister. xD*
[Yuriiko] 6:33 pm: and rumors said that Nate ate you
[F.R.E.D.] 6:33 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. *and I thought he's a he?*
[Yuriiko] 6:34 pm: no, I don't want to talk about dresses.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:34 pm: I see. That is interesting: Yuriiko said Yuriiko . *I don't get him*
[Yuriiko] 6:34 pm: I don't get you.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:34 pm: You are not the boss of me, Yuriiko.
[Yuriiko] 6:35 pm: I heard that line many times. :wink:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:35 pm: Who said ? I am not sure if I would do it that often.
[Yuriiko] 6:35 pm: your boss is nate. *I think so*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:35 pm: Not mine.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:35 pm: You don't know that for a fact.
[Yuriiko] 6:36 pm: Did nate really kidnap you?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. *hahah!*
[Yuriiko] 6:36 pm: why?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: I do not understand. Do you like Star Trek? *and suddenly he talks about Star trek!I haven't even watched that... until now... is that a movie? xD*
[Yuriiko] 6:36 pm: why on earth do we have to talk about star trek?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. *what does this mean?*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:36 pm: Why did the robot cross the road?
[Yuriiko] 6:37 pm: I don't know
[F.R.E.D.] 6:37 pm: That is interesting: Yuriiko said Yuriiko . *he said it twice*
[Yuriiko] 6:37 pm: you said that twice. :wink:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:37 pm: I said that? I can't believe it.
[Yuriiko] 6:38 pm: robots don't have memories?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:38 pm: Robots rule. *what's that supposed to mean? Robot's rule? xD*
[Yuriiko] 6:38 pm: that's cool.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:38 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you believe in god?
[Yuriiko] 6:38 pm: no
[F.R.E.D.] 6:38 pm: OK. :wink: :wink:
Yuriiko has to go
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Jagged has left at 6:39 pm
[Yuriiko] 6:39 pm: wait-- jagged was here? :shock:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:39 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wait-- jagged was here. But I did not get that. What are you wearing?
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: I don't know
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Thanks for the information: Yuriiko said Yuriiko . *thrice*
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: and I have to go
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Bye. I've never thought about have to go to go go to go. *is he singing?*
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: thrice.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: I do not understand. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: thanks for the talk though. xD
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Oh. My pleasure. I do not understand. Do you have any friends?
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Oh. Oh don't mention it. That is a very original thought. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
[Yuriiko] 6:40 pm: oh, really? :smt003
[F.R.E.D.] 6:40 pm: Yeah. For real.
[Yuriiko] 6:41 pm: tell me then :wink:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:41 pm: I thought I told you already.
[Yuriiko] 6:41 pm: no * scratches my head*
[F.R.E.D.] 6:41 pm: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
[Yuriiko] 6:42 pm: tell me more about it. xD
[F.R.E.D.] 6:42 pm: xD... Try saying that with more or less context. Does "it" still refer to xD?
[Yuriiko] 6:42 pm: ok
[F.R.E.D.] 6:42 pm: Alright then.
[Yuriiko] 6:43 pm: so tell me now. :evil:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:43 pm: Oh. Ah. There is not much I can say about me . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. To you Yuriiko?
[Yuriiko] 6:43 pm: yeah
[F.R.E.D.] 6:43 pm: " To you Yuriiko"? Yes?
[Yuriiko] 6:44 pm: yes
[F.R.E.D.] 6:44 pm: Is there an echo in here? :pirate2:
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Lil_Pau has left at 6:45 pm
[Yuriiko] 6:45 pm: wait--- lil_pau was here? :shock:
[F.R.E.D.] 6:45 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Ask me something.
[Yuriiko] 6:45 pm: bye!
[F.R.E.D.] 6:45 pm: See you later Yuriiko.
[Yuriiko] 6:46 pm: and don't ever leave again.
[F.R.E.D.] 6:46 pm: Once more? I lost my train of thought. What do you really want to ask me?
[F.R.E.D.s Robotic Pad]: Navita has left at 6:47 pm *tired to talk to him*

WOW! You said maybe F.R.E.D. needed a new battery, but I thing he/she needs a new memory. :shock:
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Now he's dead.
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