Long, long ago, longer ago than the War of Lythxenvaldwen, before the first Dwarves of Krunknimakkel had gone forth to mine jewels from the bowells of Mount Ubitinuknuk, a fair elven maiden name Astrefnimiminiwen pined and pined in a tall tower of Epsmettiblep stone, imprisoned by the evil sorceress Xmihatrifba, as she waited for her rescuer, who would be a poor farmboy from Swemimbwiffe who discovered an eery blue sword in the forest one night. His destiny shall be changed forever.My hero!
"'Your rule of literary terror ends here!' the characters roared, as they slaughtered the writer at his keyboa;akjdaosidj...."
