Snoink wrote:OMG! You know what's absolutely hilarious?
Pick up lines... from the bible.
Groom: "Your hair is like a flock of goats streaming down form Gilead. Your teeth are like a flock of ewes which come up from the washing, all of them big with twins, none of them thin and barren."
Oh... what a great pick up line. XD But it gets better!
Groom: "How beautiful you are, how pleasing, my love, my delight! Your very figure is like a palm tree, your breasts are like clusters. I said: I will climb the palm tree, I will take hold of its branches. Now let your breasts be like clusters of the vine and the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like an excellent wine --"
But it just gets better! They do more love mush. And then the bride talks.
Bride: "I am a wall and my breasts are like towers."
Wow!
The groom didn't start talking about his tower, but... yeah.
Love mush will be always there. Unfortunately.
Yeah... I read those the other day... Song of Solomon... I just sat there like ooookaaayy.....
