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Sir Sterling ft. A Pipe of Blue Smoke

I'm old. I'm ugly. And I wish I was fat. I'm missing two fingers or perhaps seven. I follow dogs. I tease cats and fart on curls. I'm extra slow. Not very careful. When I jump, I jump again. I love to eat fruit or tart. I'm scared of knitting needles. I drink matcha and poke old folks. I like sleep. But I hate pillows. So I use marshmallows.


Interests

Reading: Fantasy, Philosophy, Manga, Manhwa, Writing Poetry, Watching Anime, Studying Languages

Occupation

Linguist, Semiotician, and Teacher


The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
— Patrick Star