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Blink · 2008-10-30T18:36:19Z

What Blink Reviews Most Poetry Fiction What Blink Reviews Not If it has already had a lot of reviews, of which on a whole they have been helpful and I have nothing else to offer, I will not review it. However, I will drop in an opinion. If you post it in a million WRFF threads, again, I probably won't review it, unless no one responds. What Blink Might Review Lyrics and Scripts, since I know very little about those. However, if you ask, I will look. Just don't expect anything comprehensive. The same goes for Art/Photography, and Other, though of course that one is subjective 'cus it could be anything. =) As a rule of thumb, if it has dwarves, elves, goblins, orcs, or anything "dark king" related, I will grill you over it. And teenage angst romance-zomglookatmeimcool stuff annoys me, but again, I'll review it. And please don't ask me to review all 45 chapters of your novel. I won't be able to do it. While I'll do a critique for chapter 6583 if you ask, even though I haven't read the rest, it obviously won't be context. Ratings I'm a big boy. I'll read anything. But please, be sensible. I have no intention of wasting my time over something with which the author has clearly demonstrated not even the vaguest bit of effort in. And so, get going. :D

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Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:58 pm

Evi says... · Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:58 pm

http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/topic42459.html

Name: Watermelon Rinds
Genre: Other Fiction

It already has some really good reviews, but you bumped yourself and I can always use more feedback, ya? :wink:

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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:50 am

Maki-Chan says... · Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:50 am

How about topic43618.html

here is a little bit about it!

A childish girl who lives in a childish illusion that the world is loving and death doesn't exist. However, when she moves in with her stepmother everything will change. Simply meaning that a man comes along and bursts her bubble. Come and read the horrifying and disturbing horror/comedy about a girl and her neighbor, a homicidal mass murdering maniac!

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Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:42 pm

Blink says... · Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:42 pm

Evi--done! Well written!

Maki-Chan--You posted in a lot of threads and you've had a lot of reviews and they're mostly very comprehensive. And, since I'm busy at the moment, I might not be able to review it.

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Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:15 am

anti-pop says... · Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:15 am

Hello, Blink!
Mind giving this a review?
The Childhood of Mr. O'Connor
Other Fiction

Thank you so much! ^^

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Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:10 am

Jiggity says... · Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:10 am

Dude, my stawry is lonely without your company.

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Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:49 am

Galerius says... · Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:49 am

I need cool people like you to review my work:

Title: Pleading to a Wet Sun
Genre: Lyric Poetry

topic43953.html

Many thanks beforehand.

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Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:26 pm

Blink says... · Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:26 pm

Wow, turn your back for one day...

Will get these done today/tomorrow morning. Thanks everyone!

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Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:12 pm

Blink says... · Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:12 pm

Any more? I've finally got some time to do reviews, so now or... later!

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Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:51 pm

imapoemperson says... · Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:51 pm

topic45481.html i really need some help with this peice id appreciate your help!

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Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:34 pm

Blink says... · Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:34 pm

Blink declares this thread reopened.

I'll need stuff to review when I get back, see. So get posting.

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Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:45 pm

Demeter says... · Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:45 pm

Heh, I never knew you had a thread here.

topic51550.html

And it features a dancing dog!

Well – no, but thanks anyway.

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Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:51 pm

Blink says... · Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:51 pm

Go for it, peoplez. Just read the first post of this thread beforehand, please.

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