Haiku Battle!

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Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
<we're bound by syllable limits, otherwise we would've unleashed our smart remarks Lol>




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Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
(Lmao!This is true! I want to roast you so bad!)
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;




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Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
(Argh we'd be doing rap battles and stuff XD)




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Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
(I know!!!! Dang, your fun my dude...)
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;




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Gender Male
Points 5
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(you're fun too! nice meeting you)




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Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
(Same here!)
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;




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Gender Female
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You discuss too much
While I sneak up from behind
To outwit you all!
Parlez-vous français?




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Gender Female
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To outwit us all?
Please, I laugh at your intellect
You are a peasant!
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;




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Gender Male
Points 5
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(I'm starting to think you like the word "peasant" too much)




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Gender Male
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Right under your nose
Will I sneak in with my sword
Any last wishes fellow?
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Gender Male
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Last wishes? Oh please.
You swing that sword and always
Miss your enemies.




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Gender Non-Binary
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Enemies he may
Miss, but you are not worthy,
Drop the bravado.
The name's Myth.




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Gender Male
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You, of all people
Should not decide who's worthy
And who's not worthy.

(I'm barely clinging on, I'm running out of ideas!)




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Gender Female
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Then who's to decide?
Is it not our very wit?
Or do you lack this?
If you want some sweet reviews to your poems, short stories, and essays, come by Katteelogue.

Have a lovely day❤️




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Gender Male
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I'm losing my grip.
I don't think I can hold on.
My battle ends here?



Congratulations!
— Magestorrrow