Haiku Battle!

(you're still not following the 5-7-5 rule)

How did I diverge?
I responded with truth and
Complete honesty

(Ok this is kinda lame *_* )

(Also)

Congratulations
O worthy opponent on
Becoming FM

(I am. That 5-7-5. I even checked with a counter to be on the safe side.)

(Your first line has 4 syllables)

Diverge you did not
Manipulated the path
you have with false claims

(fixed that. Sorry! I counted "Let's" as "let us")

(You sound like Yoda Lol. Also, second line has 8 syllables)

Your claims are not true.
You seem delusional and
Foolish while you speak.

(NOW I'm kind of going off-topic on purpose )

(Yeah I realized the Yoda thing)

Your weak minds cannot
stay focused on this war - too
graphic for you fools?

Lazy as a sloth
Can't even write three lines
I need some push guys!

It's not that I'm weak
I am so strong that I can
Afford to diverge.

(I'm running out of ideas now somebody help)
。゜(｀Д´)゜。

With this said, Arch you
Have nothing but poor words, peasant
You shall stay meagar.

<healthbar goes down>

Sorry for the rudeness
I will have the higher ground
I'll give you an apple

(Apples are good for you..)

If I'm a peasant,
You are a sloth to join this
Battle so slowly.

(idk I typed that randomly)