Haiku Battle!

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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 6:22 am
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 6:22 am
(you're still not following the 5-7-5 rule)

How did I diverge?
I responded with truth and
Complete honesty

(Ok this is kinda lame *_* )
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
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Wed May 06, 2020 6:30 am
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 6:30 am
(Also)

Congratulations
O worthy opponent on
Becoming FM
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mythh
Gender Non-Binary
Points 2600
Reviews 127
Wed May 06, 2020 6:49 am
mythh says... · Wed May 06, 2020 6:49 am
(I am. That 5-7-5. I even checked with a counter to be on the safe side.)
The name's Myth.
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 7:50 am
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 7:50 am
(Your first line has 4 syllables)
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mythh
Gender Non-Binary
Points 2600
Reviews 127
Wed May 06, 2020 8:39 am
mythh says... · Wed May 06, 2020 8:39 am
Diverge you did not
Manipulated the path
you have with false claims

(fixed that. Sorry! I counted "Let's" as "let us")
Last edited by mythh on Wed May 06, 2020 1:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The name's Myth.
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 10:43 am
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 10:43 am
(You sound like Yoda Lol. Also, second line has 8 syllables)

Your claims are not true.
You seem delusional and
Foolish while you speak.

(NOW I'm kind of going off-topic on purpose :D )
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mythh
Gender Non-Binary
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Reviews 127
Wed May 06, 2020 10:54 am
mythh says... · Wed May 06, 2020 10:54 am
(Yeah I realized the Yoda thing)
The name's Myth.
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Hijinks
Gender Nonbinary
Points 22273
Reviews 458
Wed May 06, 2020 2:05 pm
Hijinks says... · Wed May 06, 2020 2:05 pm
Your weak minds cannot
stay focused on this war - too
graphic for you fools?
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)
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Hkumar
Gender Male
Points 7052
Reviews 165
Wed May 06, 2020 2:34 pm
Hkumar says... · Wed May 06, 2020 2:34 pm
Lazy as a sloth
Can't even write three lines
I need some push guys!
I only put my signature on big cheques.
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 4:22 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 4:22 pm
It's not that I'm weak
I am so strong that I can
Afford to diverge.

(I'm running out of ideas now somebody help)
。゜(｀Д´)゜。
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 4:40 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 4:40 pm
With this said, Arch you
Have nothing but poor words, peasant
You shall stay meagar.
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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Arch Stanton
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 4:58 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 4:58 pm
Sorry for the rudeness
I will have the higher ground
I'll give you an apple

(Apples are good for you..)
Last edited by KahleneTenorio on Wed May 06, 2020 5:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 4:59 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 4:59 pm
If I'm a peasant,
You are a sloth to join this
Battle so slowly.
Last edited by Arch Stanton on Wed May 06, 2020 5:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
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Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 4:59 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 4:59 pm
(idk I typed that randomly)
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