Haiku Battle!

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mythh
Gender Non-Binary
Points 2600
Reviews 127
Wed May 06, 2020 5:04 pm
mythh says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:04 pm
You're a peasant
You agree so I now shall
bury you in rye.
The name's Myth.
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 5:08 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:08 pm
You ARE an apple
That will fall from that high place
Down to a deep pit.

(I'll take your offer for an apple though :D )
Last edited by Arch Stanton on Wed May 06, 2020 5:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 5:09 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:09 pm
I have the courage
To accept the faults in me
Unlike you, coward.
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 5:12 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:12 pm
Apple! Ha I laugh
Your insults are a breeze
I am Superior!
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 5:13 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:13 pm
(My ego went down when you said coward...😂)
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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Hijinks
Gender Other
Points 21923
Reviews 455
Wed May 06, 2020 5:14 pm
Hijinks says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:14 pm
I have no weakness
There are no faults to make me
falter. I'm too strong.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 5:17 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:17 pm
Yes, you and I both!
We shall start a monarchy!
All peasants will bow!
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 5:18 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:18 pm
<Darn you all. I said I'm running out of ideas>
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 5:19 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:19 pm
<@KahleneTenorio I was addressing Gravitem with coward>
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 5:20 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:20 pm
(I see...)
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 5:25 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:25 pm
I insult none, but
Just state mere facts in
The most gentle way.
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 5:29 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:29 pm
I have seen true facts
You are a true gentleman
But still a peasant!

(Mwahahaha!)
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2
Wed May 06, 2020 5:33 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:33 pm
Whether I am or
Am not shouldn't matter in
A battle of wits
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KahleneTenorio
Gender Female
Points 1353
Reviews 25
Wed May 06, 2020 5:38 pm
KahleneTenorio says... · Wed May 06, 2020 5:38 pm
Your witts are pure
Yet not enough to defeat
My intellect Ha!
If I could have anything I could ever want... It would be having Spotify Premium ;-;
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Arch Stanton
Gender Male
Points 5
Reviews 2



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