Haiku Battle!

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Hijinks
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Mon May 04, 2020 10:19 pm
Hijinks says... · Mon May 04, 2020 10:19 pm
I can craft my words
so sharp, they will slice through your
silly, weak, haikus.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)
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mythh
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Tue May 05, 2020 6:07 am
mythh says... · Tue May 05, 2020 6:07 am
Words crafted
May be sharp as a sword of silver
But this is a manhunt.
The name's Myth.
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Arch Stanton
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Tue May 05, 2020 6:21 am
Arch Stanton says... · Tue May 05, 2020 6:21 am
Stop your childish games.
Your words may be like a sword,
But mine are all guns.
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mythh
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Tue May 05, 2020 7:35 am
mythh says... · Tue May 05, 2020 7:35 am
Any game is childish,
But this is like Russian Roulette
And your words are my handguns.
The name's Myth.
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Arch Stanton
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Tue May 05, 2020 8:11 am
Arch Stanton says... · Tue May 05, 2020 8:11 am
Russian Roulette? Please.
That's a game of chance, but this
Is all about skill.
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Arch Stanton
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Tue May 05, 2020 8:13 am
Arch Stanton says... · Tue May 05, 2020 8:13 am
My words can hunt you,
Can leave many bullet holes
Which will never heal.
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Hijinks
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Tue May 05, 2020 12:59 pm
Hijinks says... · Tue May 05, 2020 12:59 pm
You inflict wounds of
physical pain, I impart
poison in my words.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Arch Stanton
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Tue May 05, 2020 2:25 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Tue May 05, 2020 2:25 pm
Poisons can be cured.
Wounds can leave some scars, but my
Words leave them open.
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mythh
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Tue May 05, 2020 4:45 pm
mythh says... · Tue May 05, 2020 4:45 pm
My wounds are better
Open as the air during
A clear summer.

(I gave up the style -_-)
The name's Myth.
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Arch Stanton
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Arch Stanton
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Tue May 05, 2020 5:01 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Tue May 05, 2020 5:01 pm
You appear lazy.
You don't take effort to heal
And just let them bleed.
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Hijinks
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Tue May 05, 2020 5:06 pm
Hijinks says... · Tue May 05, 2020 5:06 pm
My poison cannot
be lost with time, it pervades
trailing through your veins.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Arch Stanton
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Arch Stanton
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Tue May 05, 2020 10:08 pm
Arch Stanton says... · Tue May 05, 2020 10:08 pm
Your poison is weak
An ant bite would be much more
Lethal than your words.
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mythh
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Wed May 06, 2020 4:39 am
mythh says... · Wed May 06, 2020 4:39 am
Let us not stray from
The point which is putting you
Deep under the ground.
Last edited by mythh on Wed May 06, 2020 8:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
The name's Myth.
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