Brisingr (Eragon 3) Spoiler

thunder_dude7 wrote:

Money is God, you know. At least Paolini is familiar with that fact.

Take that back or I beat you over the head with a wooden mallet.

Why, exactly, would you want to do that?

Because money is not God. Jesus said so many times in the Bible.

But sorry about the wooden mallet thing. That must have hurt.

Heh, point taken. Well, money is god in the sense of Eragon/Eldest/Brisingr.

Sadly, I agreed to transcribe a scene from Eragon for my school Drama Club to act out. This ought to be... interesting.

xxfourthelement wrote:Sadly, I agreed to transcribe a scene from Eragon for my school Drama Club to act out. This ought to be... interesting.

Oh dear, it's going to a bloodbath - bleeding eyes and ears.

Maybe he Dies?

Idk, I thought the bok didn't come out tell September.

Oh, dear. They should let you do a funny version, making fun of the book and everything. Maybe you could use some of those scenes from the begining of this thread.

Ouch.

Well, it's just to check if the newbies can actually act or something like that. Maybe Eragon isn't the best choice after all. In order to act, you have to have something believable.

Hmm. There should be an Eragon mock-up. Wouldn't want to do it alone, though.

xxfourthelement wrote:Ouch.

Well, it's just to check if the newbies can actually act or something like that. Maybe Eragon isn't the best choice after all. In order to act, you have to have something believable.

Hmm. There should be an Eragon mock-up. Wouldn't want to do it alone, though.

i would gladly help with that.

Sadly i used to be quite obbsessed with Eregon but then I read LOTR and started writing myself. My confidence is def NOT that good...but I could be so much better then this idiot.
1st rule, don't promise what you can't deliver and only promise what you HAVE.
Honestly, 4? He's enjoying the adoring geek fanclub way too much.

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I lol at his 'sneak peek' in the august 27 entry. Note that around the 0:40 mark he calls Brisingar 'awesome'. tut tut Paolini. And is it just me, or does that 'phamtasm' in the first few words seem completely unnecessary? and on a side note...

[sarcasm]OMG!!!! 15 DAEYZ UNTTIL BRISINGA RELEACE!!![/sarcasm]

sorry, but I just had to take that crack...

'Phantasm'? *snort*

Oh, and don't you just love his evil voice - "and then you will diiiieeee!!"

LOL

Oh my goodness. The telling! The telling! I'm seriously loling/tearing at my face here. Does this man know the meaning of the word "show"? "Nasuada was surprised." XD And then whoever goes on a long rant about what happened between Brizingr and Eldest. XDXDXD This is priceless!

This is so pathetic. He actually thinks that people find this cool. Grow up, moron.

I can see this guy in a nice pastel dress shirt, with some cowboy boots, a pocket protector, thick spectacles (not glasses, spectacles), and a Batman retainer walking down the hallway, arguing hotly about D&D with a friend and schlurring his schpeessh because of his masschive overbite.

Kang227 wrote:I can see this guy in a nice pastel dress shirt, with some cowboy boots, a pocket protector, thick spectacles (not glasses, spectacles), and a Batman retainer walking down the hallway, arguing hotly about D&D with a friend and schlurring his schpeessh because of his masschive overbite.

You see a friend? Really?

I can see this guy in a nice pastel dress shirt, with some cowboy boots, a pocket protector, thick spectacles (not glasses, spectacles), and a Batman retainer walking down the hallway, arguing hotly about D&D with a friend and schlurring his schpeessh because of his masschive overbite.

...Cowboy boots? Dorks are ALLOWED to wear cowboy boots? They're too cool for him!