Fortunately, the sun came on a once-in-an-aeon epileptic swing, putting three thousand miles closer to earth, therefore freeing up all the frozen deadness.
Unfortunately, the gravitational pull caused by the Suns swing caused a cluster of gigantic meteors to hurl towards the surface of the now unfrozen deadness.
Simply Crazed.
Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life is. - SAW VI
Fortunately, said gravitational pull also ripped the oceans out of their beds and into the atmosphere. The resulting mile-thick water blanket absorbs the shock waves of the meteorites.
Unfortunately, Jenthura's over-use of big, hard-to-pronounce-and-even-harder-to-understand words scares the oceans into staying where they are, and the meteorites kill everyone.
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be still, sad heart, and cease repining behind the clouds is the sun still shining
Fortunately, penprincess's under-use of said big, hard-to-pronounce-and-even-harder-to-understand words causes the dead people to be brought back to life.
Fortunately, they're only unedible (is that a word? ) to charcoalspacewolfman, so everyone else is good.
"The rabbit always squeals in the jaws of the fox, but when has another rabbit ever rushed up to save it?" Damon Salvatore ;'( please, my lump, he just needs HUGS <3 Need a review? Just ask Just keep writing, just keep writing, do-do-do-do-do
Fortunately, they're only unedible (is that a word? ) to charcoalspacewolfman, so everyone else is good.
"The rabbit always squeals in the jaws of the fox, but when has another rabbit ever rushed up to save it?" Damon Salvatore ;'( please, my lump, he just needs HUGS <3 Need a review? Just ask Just keep writing, just keep writing, do-do-do-do-do
) to charcoalspacewolfman, so everyone else is good.
