Unfortunately; Fortunately

1485 posts1 ... 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51 ... 99
User avatar
Gender Male
Points 1150
Reviews 5
Fortunately, the ninja cookie monster was there to eat them.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 2218
Reviews 297
Unfortunately, they give the ninja cookie monster a tummy ache and he threw them up.
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




User avatar
Gender Male
Points 13307
Reviews 350
Fortunately, he threw them up on the burly, human-hating demons.
-ж-Ж-ж-




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 3420
Reviews 126
Unfortunately, that made the demons even angrier.
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe




User avatar
Gender Male
Points 13307
Reviews 350
Fortunately, the chunks the monster blew were highly acidic, causing the demons to melt away into demon stew.
-ж-Ж-ж-




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 2218
Reviews 297
Unfortunately the demon stew became a horrible beast that started eating everyone.
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 3420
Reviews 126
Fortunately, the demon stew monster got full and some people were saved.
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 2218
Reviews 297
Unfortunately he got hungry again and ate the ones that had been temporarily 'saved'.
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 3420
Reviews 126
Fortunately, his tummy hurt and he threw them up again. Yay! They're not dead!
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe




User avatar
Gender Male
Points 13307
Reviews 350
(How can something made of throw-up throw up?)

Unfortunately, they were already severely burned by the the stomach acid.
-ж-Ж-ж-




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 2218
Reviews 297
Fortunately the stomach acid turned out to be a great healer too! So, they were healed!
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




User avatar
Gender Male
Points 13307
Reviews 350
Unfortunately, the healing process involved extreme pain.
-ж-Ж-ж-




User avatar
Gender Male
Points 1150
Reviews 5
Fortunately they cannot feel pain.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 2218
Reviews 297
Unfortunately the stomach acid that killed and healed people in great pain (even though they couldn't feel it) took away their pain-resistance so then they could feel the pain! >:O
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 1235
Reviews 17
Fortunately, they were emo so they all enjoyed the pain!

(I was watching a movie with a really cool emo girl, so that was the first thing I thought of...)
I am a PUZZLE
yet to be put TOGETHER

But at the same time, I'm just one PIECE
still trying to figure out where I FIT IN



Believe only half of what you see, and nothing that you hear.
— Edgar Allan Poe