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charcoalspacewolfman
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Fri May 27, 2011 10:20 pm
charcoalspacewolfman says... · Fri May 27, 2011 10:20 pm
The word you're looking for is inedible
And unfortunately people don't like the cookies anyway and go for the poisoned broccoli-cheese soup.
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Justagirl
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Sat May 28, 2011 1:58 pm
Justagirl says... · Sat May 28, 2011 1:58 pm
Fortunately all the people were killed by the aliens so there are none left to eat the poisoned broccoli-cheese soup!
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Jenthura
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Sat May 28, 2011 4:41 pm
Jenthura says... · Sat May 28, 2011 4:41 pm
Unfortunately, the aliens decided to taste the strange man-food.
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Mickixoxo
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Sat May 28, 2011 7:32 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Sat May 28, 2011 7:32 pm
Fortunately, the aliens died from food poisoning!
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Justagirl
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Mon May 30, 2011 2:43 pm
Justagirl says... · Mon May 30, 2011 2:43 pm
Unfortunately they came back to life because the warlock (that died a page ago - he was killed by ninja cookies) had cast a weird spell on the soup.
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Jenthura
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Tue May 31, 2011 10:56 am
Jenthura says... · Tue May 31, 2011 10:56 am
Fortunately, the ninja cookies (resurrected along with the warlock) decide to incinerate the aliens, and then themselves.
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Tue May 31, 2011 1:39 pm
Pundit says... · Tue May 31, 2011 1:39 pm
Unfortunately they decided to incinerate the warlock as well.
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Jenthura
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:29 pm
Jenthura says... · Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:29 pm
Fortunately, the warlock suddenly dropped his silver and was teleported back to Hybras.
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Justagirl
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:03 pm
Justagirl says... · Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:03 pm
Unfortunately in the middle of his teleportation he was intercepted by a large spaceship.
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Jenthura
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:03 am
Jenthura says... · Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:03 am
Fortunately, the spaceship caused exactly the correct shift in the time-space fabric to correct an overlooked mistake in the warlock's spell.
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Mickixoxo
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:16 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:16 pm
Unfortunately, this was very hard to do, and thus, the space ship blew up.
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Pundit
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:46 pm
Pundit says... · Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:46 pm
Fortunately all the people on the spaceship got caught in the teleportation spell and got transported to Hybras as well.
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Jenthura
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Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:53 pm
Jenthura says... · Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:53 pm
Unfortunately, Hybras was swarming with burly human-hating demons. Also, everybody on the spaceship switched eyes.
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Mickixoxo
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Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:06 am
Mickixoxo says... · Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:06 am
Fortunately, one of the demons owned a chocolate shop.
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Justagirl
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Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:55 pm
Justagirl says... · Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:55 pm
Unfortunately, there were more evil ninja cookies at the chocolate shop.
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