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Unfortunately, that means numbing their bodies and burning them, so they watched their own death.
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe




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Fortunately the numbing agent makes them taste strawberries before they die.
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Unfortunately, the strawberry flavor is rotten.
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe




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Fortunately Russians love rotten-strawberry-flavored numbing agent.
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Unfortunately, everybody died.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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Fortunately someone survives.
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Unfortunately, it's you.
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Unfortunately, everyone else is dead or zombified and there's no cure.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

~*~




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Fortunately, there are living people in Scotland.
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Unfortunately, they're all leprechauns or brownies.
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Fortunately, I manage to secure a leprechaun and wish for a bunch of humans.
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Unfortunately, the humans were all severely schizophrenic - they shot anything that moved...
I want to play a game.




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Fortunately, everyone was playing freeze tag and nobody was moving.
We've stayed until the very end.
This is real for us.




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Unfortunately, they were playing freeze tag in cryogenic freezers.
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Fortunately, that means they all won.
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What will live longer, you or your words? Something to think about the next time you abandon a project...
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