Unfortunately; Fortunately

Unfortunately, the explosion causes a blackhole, sucking this dimension into it.

Those weapons might work on my zombie horde, but I doubt you'll get past my wards, saturated as they are with the power imbued within my sword's pommel.

Ooh, can I play?!
Fortunately, the black hole was really a portal that sucks plantets into other similar universes; So the dimention gets sucked in totally unharmed...
err.. I didn't read it all. Does that worK? xx

Of course, come on in! And anything works here.

Unfortunately, another alien race is already living in the new dimension, so a galactic battle ensues between humans and aliens.

Yay! Okay, so fortunately, the aliens had never encountered human beings before, and therefore had never built up any bacteria-fighting defenses in their useless bodies, so... the head-alien died almost instantly from the deadly human illness; the "Common Cold," and the rest of the aliens had nobody to take orders from. So... they ran away before they got infected too

Unfortunately, it was Christmas, and as the aliens left, they kidnapped Santa.

Fortunately, all the children had teamed up to destroy their parents and screw up their parents' credit card bills that year. They had been bad. Santa gets a worry-free trip to space.

fortunatly, he found some in the gutter

(Psst...Unfortunately was next...and I don't understand who found what in the gutter?)

(Continuing from yours, Raz)

Unfortunately, Santa gets vaporized by the aliens as they leave, turning him into a pink, gooey soup.

Fortunately, Fred Clause (Santa's brother) was willing to fill in for him

Unfortunately, Fred Claus was Vince Vaughn. Enough said.

Fortunately, enough people have not heard about Vince Vaughn so it wasn't too much of a problem.

Unfortunately, there was another problem. The Grinch stole Christmas from Fred Claus/Vince Vaughn.

Fortunately, The Grinch was Jim Carrey, and Jim Carrey is just awesome, so he gave it back.

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Unfortunately, Fred Claus was Vince Vaughn. Enough said.

Do you have something against Vince Vaughn!?!?!? He.is.amazing! When my little sister was a younger my mom would be like "Who is your daddy?" and she'd be like "Vince Vaughn!" Haha. Soooo...don't insult him -_-)

^^^Psssshhh, who said I was insulting him? I just don't think him capable of delivering toys.

Unfortunately, Jack Skellington and his crew decided to take over Christmas.