Actually, I have read the Silmarillion and consider it one of the few works of genius in modern literature.
Fortunately, one of the dolls survives and gathers a band of brave toys to fight evil.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Fortunately, Harry Potter and his League of Amazing Super Wizards were immune to the disease and took up the cause that the dolls had so bravely sacrficed their virtual lives for.
*Yes, I've read both those books and no, I cannot read Elvish runes....yet. I'm working on it.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Fortunately, Harry and Co. discovered a Magical Wand of Power that unleashed genetically altered super-dragons to fight the Merlin-Stone.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Fortunately, Superman showed up and beat the crap out of him.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Fortunately, Earth proved to be highly capable of defending itself. Who knew South America was actually a giant machine gun?
(I love how it's just us posting on this!)
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Unfortunately, when 2012 rolls around, it turns out that all the planets hide alien particle generators that, when lined up, form the most powerful quark-propelling projecter ever created. Said projector fires a single quark through the heart of the sun, thereby killing the machine-gun South America.
P.S. Yes, I've been harboring this idea about the 2012 lining up of the planets, hoping to put it into a story.
P.P.S And yes, we're all alone here... ...be afraid, be very afraid.
Fortunately, a group of scientists figures out how to reverse the gravitational effects on the quarks and save the sun, thereby saving the earth. (Oh, and everybody from South America somehow escapes.)
(You should make a story about that; it would be cool.)
^^^ *screams and grabs axe* STAY BACK!!!! XD
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Fortunately, the drastic changes in the solar system had a very negative effect on their bodies, so negative in fact that it destroys them.
I'll go get me a machine gun and a chain saw!
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
