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Forunately, the monster threw up the man he had eaten, (I mean, a useless person cannot taste good, can he?) and luckily, while inside the monster he had absorbed some of its knowledge. Even the knowledge of the language of Klingon.
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Unfortunately, Useless harbored a grudge against his team for thinking he was useless and won't translate the dragon's instructions.
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Fortunately his team gave him doughnuts and he decided to share the knowledge with them.
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Unfortunately, the doghnuts had been poisoned by the EASTER RAT(tm), arch enemy of the Easter Bunny.
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Fortunately, the Easter Rat's(tm) poison doses were proportional to rats, and thus harmless to humans.
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Unfortunately, a rat nibbled on a doughnut, and keeled over right at the table, making everyone feak out.
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Fortunately nothing was really real, and everyone lived in a matrix-like universe. So the rat didn't really exist.
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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Unfortunately, what did exist was a massive supercomputer that wanted to turn them all into rat-chow.
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Fortunately, they had the computer's main override code.
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Unfortunately, it was spitting sparks - i.e. it was broken.
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Fortunatley, a Geek Squad guy walks in at just the right moment and fixes it.
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Unfortunately, the Geek Squad guy is actually working for the evil supercomputer and re-programs it to wipe out everybody.
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Fortunately, he gets his butt kicked by Chuck Norris and the day is saved. (Yeah, I'm bringing in the Norris factor!)
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Unfortunately, Chuck Norris leaves on the next flight to L.A. and is not there to save them the next day when evil cyborg doughnuts attack them.
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Luckily, Homer Simpson doesn't know the difference between evil cyborg doughnuts and real ones, so he eats them all.
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