Unfortunately; Fortunately

Unfortunately Homer Simpson eats so much that he explodes, giving life to more, super human cyborg dohnuts!

Fortunately, Homer Simpson is dead and that makes the world a better place under any circumstances.

Just kidding. Fortunately, a brave band of highly skilled warriors assembles to battle the evil dougnuts that by now are overrunning the planet.

unfortunately the donuts won.

Fortunately, the previously unknown Donut Virus breaks out and runs rampant through their ranks, obliterating most of the donuts.

Unfortunately I have a huge Classical Literature test in two days.

Fortunately, a magic fairy queen comes along and makes sense of the senseless post above.

unfortunately she dies right after and before she can teach anyone her magical ninja skills.

Fortunately, Obi-Wan Kenobi comes to the rescue and teaches everyone magical ninja skills/Jedi-Force-powers.

Unfortunately, they use these skills to better the causes of EVIL

Fortunately, they are so stupid they actually don't help out the evil cause much.

Unfortunately, Evil is so Pwningly awesome that he doesn't need help.

Fortunately, Evil (when did this abstract concept become a person?) has a change of heart and becomes Good.

Unfortunately, Evil was sooo evil that even becoming Good cannot change his deepest inner heart of hearts.

Fortunately, Good (another abstract moral concept in human form) appeared in a flash of blinding light and cast Evil into the outer darkness. (Wow, this went from Homer Simpson eating cyborg doughnuts to gods battling each other.)

Unfortunately, Evil rebounded on the Walls of Night (Ever read the Silmarillian? Didn't think so) and landed on a lighter, starting a blaze that incinerates Good's prized doll collection, a trauma that subsequently kills Good. (<< that's from V for Vendetta xD)