Fortunately, they had never used these weapons of semi-mass destruction before (why do so, if non-semi-mass destructive ones had been available?), and the manuals were damaged in the rain, making the text unreadable.
Unfortunately, they had an laptop and searched up the manual online, found it and bombed the world, killing everyone and everything, including themselves. (Smart people, eh?)
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
