Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but the play is changed at the last minute, and the lead role is killed off.

I wish these bugs would go and bother somebody else.

Granted, but they go and bother your mom who grounds you because the bugss have made her mad.

I wish that my boyfriend believed in answering his phone for once.

Granted, but now he doesn't believe in anything else, including you, God, and fairies.

I wish I wasn't having such a hard time sewing this blasted dress!

Granted, but now it looks really ugly sewed.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Granted, but now you have suuch boundless energy that you can't even sleep at night.

I wish I could fly off to Neverland with Peter Pan.

Corrupted because Peter Pan is know Aladin.

I wish I could get an iPad.

Granted, but it breaks the day after you get it and you have no warranty.

I wish that I had more wished that worked.

Granted, but now your mind no longer works so you can't think of anymore wishes.

I wish I wasn't so technologically challenged.

Granted but now you're writing challenged.

I wish what I say made sense.

Granted, but now what other people say makes no sense to you.

I wish I didn't have to do this stupid geometry project.

Granted but now you don't know what a right triangle is.

I wish I could read my dog's mind.

Granted but now you hear all dogs and they say things you don't want to hear.

I wish that guys would never cheat on you.

Granted, but now all the guys turn gay and so they don't want to date you to begin with.

I wish I knew what to do.

Granted but now you can't do it.

I wish that nobody cried.

*hugs* I almost don't have the heart to corrupt your wish, because I've often wished that too. But since rules are rules....Granted, but now nobody laughs either.

I wish someone would write a love song for me.