Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now you have so much energy you can't sleep, so after a month you get brain-damage and die.

I wish allmixedup didn't die.
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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Granted, but now you will die.

I wish...that I never had to pee again.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Granted but now your body is filled with liquid waste with nowhere for it to go.

I wish I didn't have exams.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but now you can't get a job because your education was never assessed.

I wish I could buy every song on my "want song" list.
-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!
-"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

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Granted, but you also get all of the songs you hate.

I wish that I could move out now.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Granted, but your bills are astronomically high.

I wish that I was the most intelligent person on earth.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but everyone envys you then over runs your home in the middle of the night and kill you because of your insane smartness.

I wish no one in the world went hungry at night.
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



You're dealing with writers. The words "normal" and "usual occurrence" do not compute.
~Rosey Unicorn




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Granted, but now--oh this is so predictable, but--now they go hungry during the day.

I wish I could be there to comfort everyone who is sad. :(
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now nobody is happy.

I wish that I had more of a life than to be posting this.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Granted, but now your life lasts only one more year, and then you die. Sorry.

I wish every single one of my writings was a featured work.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but then nobody likes you because nobody else gets a featured work.

I wish I didn't have an evil math teacher.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Granted, but now your science teacher is evil.

I wish people weren't so self conscious.
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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Granted, but now everyone is a boorish jerk.

I wish I could step into a fairy-tale book.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but you're the villan who loses in the end.

I wish I wouldn't be scared of rollercoasters.
Noelle is the name, reviewing and writing cliffhangers is the game.

Writer of fantasy, action/adventure, and magic. Huzzah!

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Granted, but now you are scared of cars, water fountains, and people dressed up like Mickey Mouse.

I wish I could get the lead role in my school play.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



To have more, you have to become more. Don't wish it was easier - wish you were better. For things to change, you have to change, and for things to get better, you have to get better.
— Jim Rohn