Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted but the earphones get stuck in your ears and you can't pause. BE DEAF FOUL FIEND

I wish...I wish that I could wish a wish.
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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You wish your wish, but the wish turns out to be the one thing you would wish you hadn't wished after wishing it.

I wish for a thousand pounds of Aplé-cón-carnicîque
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Granted, but it's stolen, and you get sent to jail.

I wish I could eat all I wanted and not get fat.
I've learned so much from people who never existed - Unknown




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Granted but you get cavities instead.

I wish he liked me too.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted but he turns out to be shallow and mean.

I wish My lip wasn't bleeding
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Granted, but everything else starts bleeding.

I wish for a good book. I need something to read.
I've learned so much from people who never existed - Unknown




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Granted, but it's temperamental, and will only play songs to annoy you or refuse to play anything at all. Plus, it never turns off.

I wish someone had posted on "Whimsy"
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Granted, but they posted inappropriate material and the whole thread is locked.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed.
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Granted, but when you're tired you won't be able to sleep.

I wish I didn't have to work today.
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
-W. Somerset Maugham




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Granted but then you lose your job and live the life of a hobo.

I wish I didn't miss those two days of school this week that caused me to fall behind on so much.
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



You're dealing with writers. The words "normal" and "usual occurrence" do not compute.
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Granted, but you miss the next two days of school and fall behind again.

I wish...that I knew what Aplé-cón-carnicîque was.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Granted, but now you don't know what an apple is.

I wish I was rich!!
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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Granted, but the money is counterfeit

I wish it was the summer of 2012 already
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Granted, but... the uh... earth shatters beneath your feet and swallows you up!

I wish my MP3 player didn't have a virus.
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



You're dealing with writers. The words "normal" and "usual occurrence" do not compute.
~Rosey Unicorn




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Granted but now every other electrical device in your house has a virus

I wish I wasn't so tired.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.



Adventure is worthwhile.
— Aesop