Corrupt a Wish 2

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Light_Devil!
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:04 am
Light_Devil! says... · Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:04 am
Granted, the first massive ball of cheese lands on New York, however the other shower of massive balls of cheese fall onto you and those you love.

I wish that I were a millionaire.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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SisterItaly
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:54 pm
SisterItaly says... · Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:54 pm
Granted but it's conterfiet.

I wish I hadn't destroyed my alarm clock.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Light_Devil!
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:43 am
Light_Devil! says... · Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:43 am
Granted, but instead it destroyed you.

I wish I would fall in love.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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SisterItaly
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:08 am
SisterItaly says... · Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:08 am
Granted, but love is blind, and now you are as well. So you will not see it when they backstab you.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Light_Devil!
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:32 am
Light_Devil! says... · Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:32 am
Granted, but tomorrow never comes, so you'll forever have school.

I wish my CHEM teacher wasn't so silly.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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SisterItaly
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:26 am
SisterItaly says... · Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:26 am
Granted but now your english teacher is.

I wish this cold... flu... whatever sickness this is, would just GO AWAY.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Jenthura
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Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:22 pm
Jenthura says... · Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:22 pm
Granted, but then you get salmonella poisoning.

I wish all pizzas would rise up against Humans.
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SisterItaly
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Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:45 am
SisterItaly says... · Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:45 am
Granted, But they eat you

I wish my lip wasn't bleeding
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Light_Devil!
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:05 am
Light_Devil! says... · Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:05 am
Granted, but now your eyes are. :D

I wish that I wouldn't wear my headphones and forget to listen to music...
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Jenthura
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Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:35 am
Jenthura says... · Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:35 am
(LOL, I do this too!)

Granted, but now forget worse things, like forgetting to put your hands on the handlebars when riding a bike.

I wish I had all the music in world.
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Talulahbelle
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Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:47 am
Talulahbelle says... · Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:47 am
Granted, but you're only allowed to listen to polka, the wiggles and heavy metal screamo.

I wish Mr. Darcy was real and loved me.
I go to seek a Great Perhaps...




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SisterItaly
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Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:56 am
SisterItaly says... · Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:56 am
Granted, but he kills you anyway.

I wish my socks weren't PINK.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Reuben A
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Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:29 pm
Reuben A says... · Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:29 pm
Granted but now they are a DISGUSTING maroon

I wish there were more pretty girls :pirate3:
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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SisterItaly
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Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:46 pm
SisterItaly says... · Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:46 pm
Granted, but I'll always be here :p

I wish the roof of my mouth wasn't sensitive
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Reuben A
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Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:05 pm
Reuben A says... · Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:05 pm
Granted, but now your tongue is sensitive.

I wish more people could understand my signature
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?



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