Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but you then have to stay away from any and all schools forever and then you have to be homeschooled (not fun, believe me)

I wish I wasn't homeschooled.
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Granted, you are sent to military school for delinquent youths.

I wish my friends weren't so annoying.
This is one little planet in one tiny solar system in a galaxy that’s barely out of its diapers. I’m old, Dean. Very old. So I invite you to contemplate how insignificant I find you.

Death~




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Granted. They are now unbearable.

I wish I had a genie.
Secretly a Kyllorac, sometimes a Murtle.
There are no chickens in Hyrule.
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Granted, but he tells you bad jokes all night long while they are trying to sleep for the rest of your life!

I wish that my mom wasn't allergic to cats.

A. S.




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Granted, but now you are the one's who allergic to cats. :evil:

I wish I had better teachers.
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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Granted, but they each have something strange about them, such as nose picking obsession, screaming really loud in front of the class, and rnadom outbreaks of crying.

I wish I could visit the carribean islands.
"If the king doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"




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Granted, but the second you set foot on the ground you are whisked away by a slave trader and end up being a slave for an old fat, hairy man who forces you to give him massages for hours every day.

I wish I could have a super power.

A. S.




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Granted, but you come so powerful that you cannot die and you become so old that you turn in to a walnut and laugh when people walk past you. And they're thinking they're hearing things because all that is around them is a superpowered walnut!

I wish I could enter my imagination.
I spy!




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Granted, but now you're stuck in there.

I wish my mega-nice history teacher would come off maternity leave.
I've learned so much from people who never existed - Unknown




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Granted, but then the new kid eats up all her time and she retires.

I wish I could slap the authors of books I hate, just because I don't think they should have had their stupidity published.
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Granted, but when you get your own book published people who don't like your books will appear in front of you and complain how the story isn't enough like Twilight, slowly driving you insane.

I wish people would stop ignoring me so much.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Granted, but now they laugh at you every time they see you and make barfing sounds.

I wish I could watch the sunrise over Paris.
"if you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it." - Captain Jack Sparrow




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Granted, though when the sun finally rises a taxi car comes out of no where and blocks your view from seeing the sun in Paris ever ever again. :P

I wish I could do flips like the people in karate movies...
I spy!




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Granted, but the karate people grow jealous and eventually "get rid of the problem."

I wish that I could dance well.
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I wish Homer was my father," - Ned's son.
"And I wish you didn't have Satan's curly red hair," - Ned Flanders.




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Granted, but the dance people grow jealous and eventually "get rid of the problem." XD (I just couldn't resist)

I wish a massive ball of cheese would land on New York (While I and all I love were safely far away)
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Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
— Pablo Neruda