Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but then you fail Science.

I wish chicken little was found.

Granted, but the sky really did fall on him this time, and he's been squished.

I wish that the radio would get some good music, instead of the pop garbage they have now.

Granted, but then by whose definition do you judge 'good music'? It turns out to be Country. (That's not really a corrupt wish for those who like Country, but what the hey. )

I wish the entire YWS (including me) would come together and do something awesome.

granted, but everyone besides us hates it.

I wish I'll pass my Spanish final!

Granted, but then, as you're running with your A+ papers, a mad rainbow alligator attacks you from behind the school janitor's closet.

I wish more and newer and interesting-er people would come to this thread.

Granted, I am here. But then I ruin your wish because I leave right after this post and an elephant falls on me.

no wish....

Well how could she have left a wish? An elephant fell on her!

I wish for all the chocolate bunnies in the world.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack and cholesterol poisoning after you eat about 1000.

Granted, but you get nothing, because you did not wish.

I wish every single good thing possible in the world would happen to me.

granted, but then you are killed by jealous people afterwards.

You don't get anything granted because there was nothing to grant.

I wish finals will go well.

Granted but take only this as a joke. hehe.

I wish you won't corrupt my wish of having this wish.

No one can ever beat this. *laughs*

Granted, but having such a wonderful, uncorruptable wish comes at a price, and you slave away under the magical fairy queen for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish I PWNED everything

Granted, but once everything is PWNED you are forced to live a meaningless life until you die.

I wish I had more cake.