Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but you can only fly and arent allowed to touch land again. You live a long and lonely life up in the sky with only birds to talk to.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but that includes Kyll's mine, 'nuff said

I wish my mom would take away my limits to YWS time

Granted, but now you can't get off the computer, are unable to visit any site but YWS, and are unable to actually interact with the site.(No posting, no reviewing, no chat, no storybooks, no altering your profile..., nothing)

I wish I knew where I got my current Avvie from... (somewhere on yws... someone had a link to the pic in their siggie[Baron Tyranitar: Coming soon to a storybook near you])

Granted, but now you also are constantly notified where everybody else on this site got their Avvies from causing you to have to sift through lots of spam.

I wish that one day, at lunch in my cafeteria, everyone would simultaneously break out into song and dance.

Granted, but it turns out that you can neither sing nor dance (or, if you could before, you certainly can't now) and you are rejected for being a nerd.

I wish I had a powerful sword that could cut through any material, despite the thickness.

Granted but it's so sharp, you get cut in half just by looking at it.

I wish life was like a storybook

Granted

Your life is now a storybook. The storybook (and you) belong to the person who least likes you.

I wish I knew what allmixedup's mini-script in her signature said, and where in her siggie it was located

Granted, but now it changes and you don't know the new one.

I wish I had icecream

Granted, but when you lick the ice cream you freeze up and are stuck there in un melting ice forever.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but again, that includes Kylls minds, 'nuff said.

I wish I could have a hug!

Granted, but its a hug from this!

Pundit wrote:Feeder Vine
Mutated from Toxicodendron radicans. Vines are more flexible and can move, with lots of roots. Roots dig into flesh on contact, feed from it.Once a vine touches flesh(it 'tastes it'), the vines go through powerful contractions, wrapping around the victim. Poison Is a powerful muscle relaxant, powerful burning half an hour after contact, by which time you'd either be dead or free.Is anchored in one spot along the vine. It vines are rather tough, but you can easily cut through the 'minor' roots. Vines are softer near the base, and can be severed there. If cut off, a vine will release anything it ah it's vines in.

I wish I knew what to wish

Granted, but now knowing what you want to wish for, you can't make the wish because you wasted your wish on wishing you knew want to wish for.

I wish I could live forever!

Granted, but that means you'll live past the extiction of man kind... and will have to be lonely forever

I wish... that I had heat vision!

Granted, now you only see hot things, but then the second Ice Age comes and you're blind for the next three thousand years.

I wish Superman was real.

Granted but now he thinks you're an evil dooer and is trying to kill you.

I wish everything was back to the way it was.