Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now you live in a lake. (with me! :D)

I wish I wouldn't have a French midterm.
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Granted, but now your midterm is on Latin.

I wish my cold would go away and nothing more sinister would happen to me.
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Granted, but you turn into a cold virus(nothing more sinister than the common cold you said).

I wish that I had an apple
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Granted, but it will cause your painful death. :D

I wish I were a boy.
You've got the key to my heart..but have you forgotten about a duplicate?
Sorry. I've already given it to someone else.




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Granted- you turn into pinocchio

I wish I was me.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Granted, but then you die and there is no more you.

I wish I was making better grades in history.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now you're making poorer grades in all your other classes.

I wish I could focus on schoolwork instead of getting distracted by the internet.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but then you see Logan in real life, and that shatters all focus. ;)

I wish I could have a PB&J. Right now. With milk. And it wasn't poisoned.
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Granted, but now you're hungry for a chocolate chip cookie and there are none to be found!

Granted, but then you see Logan in real life, and that shatters all focus.


Dude. Yes. Forget the SAT. :P

I wish I saw Logan in real life. :mrgreen:
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted; he kills you.

I wish my piano wasn't in storage. :(
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted; its falling from a tall building on top of you

I wish I could have My Chemical Romance follow me around and play their songs :P
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

"109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit"

GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are




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Granted, but now you're deaf and can't hear them.

I wish I was a ninja!
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow




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Granted, but then your killed on your first mission

I wish I could talk to my iPod
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

"109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit"

GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are




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Granted, but it doesn't talk back.

I wish I could dance. Well.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but then you fall off the stage and break a leg. Literally.

I wish mood-appropriate music would play throughout my life.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.
— Lemony Snicket