Young Writers Society

Granted, but then you get fat because you don't go to the bathroom

I wish life made sense

granted. but you are only able to gain the wisdom to understand life after every imaginabe horrible thing happens to you.

i wish my homework would do itself.

Granted, but then you get everything wrong

I wish my crush would kiss me.

Granted, but your crush turns out to be a alien that sucks your brain out when he kisses you.

I wish I had a chicken

Granted, but then the chicken turns out to be a criminal and pecks you to death, then makes away with all your belongings

I wish people were nice to eachother

Granted, but then everything gets dull.

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted, but then it's infected with every virus known to man.

I wish my bookshelves were empty so that I could fill them again.

Granted, but now every time you put something on them it disappears.

I wish that my business class wasn't so boring.

Granted, but then it gets so interesting that you become obsessed with it and you spend all your time thinking about it, and you wish that the class would be going on all the time, so you follow around the teacher and get accused of stalking.

I wish I didn't feel guilty everytime I pick up a not-for-school book to read.

Granted, but you start reading nothing but not-for school books, and flunk all of your classes.

I wish my stupid essay would just do itself.

Granted, but the self-doing stupid essay is indeed stupid and you receive a fail mark.

I wish online gamers would not use hacking tools to gain an unfair advantage.

Granted, but then they discover that they suck at videogames, kill themselves, and then all online games are shut down by the government.

I wish that I could actually spell.

Granted, but you can only spell in Spanish

I wish I was taller

Granted, but then you never stop growing until you reach 100 feet tall, need I add all the disadvantages to that? I didn't think so.

I wish I didn't have pink eye.

Granted, but it's crustyness soon covers your entire body

I wish I had a santa hat