Funny Random Stuff

Dreami · 2004-11-25T18:05:21Z

Anyone have anything funny and random? Here's some stuff. THE LONGEST JOKE EVER! Once a man was in a war. He got injured and some friendly monks showed up to help him. every night, just before he went to bed, he heard a chime noise. he asked one of the monks what the noise was, but the monk said, i can't tell you, your not a monk. so the man became a monk. He went to the other monk and asked to see what made the chime noise. They went to the back of the monestary, where they opened a door. At the door, there was a mountain. They went halfway up the mountain, when they realized they couldn't go any further without donkeys. they went back and got donkeys, and got halfway up the mountain, when the donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys and more food, and went up the mountain. at the base of the mountain was a ocean, so they had to go back to get wood for boats. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they built their boats, and sailed across the ocean. but halfway across the ocean, the boats sank. they had to go back and got better wood. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they then built the boats and sailed across the ocean. on the other side of the ocean, they found a desert. but they had forgotten camels! They went back across the ocean and over the mountain and got camels. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they built their boats, and sailed across the ocean. but halfway across the ocean, the boats sank. they had to go back and got better wood. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they then built the better boats and sailed across the ocean. They went halfway across the desert when the camels died! they went back across the ocean and the mountain to get better camels....... They got across the desert and found a jungle. but they had forgotten their masheties (sp, or big swords used to cut down vines and stuff) they went back to get the swords...... at the other side of the jungle they found a door, but it was locked and they didn't have a key........ Finally, they opened the door, and guess what was making the chime noise!!! I can't tell you. Your not a monk. END OF JOKE Other Things- http://www.koreus.com/files/200409/shii-song.html http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf 1. Double click on the above address. 2. Put the coin in the vending machine. 3. Choose your drink. 4. Click on the cup when it is ready. 5. Click on "APRI" when done. rofl! http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/display.pd?path=23653&bform=1&prodnum=3060843& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a 0 at the end. 1840:william henry harrison (died in office) 1860:abe lincoln(assassinated) 1880:james a garfield (assassinated) 1900:william Mckinley (assassinated) 1920:warren g harding (died in office) 1940:franklin d roosevelt (died in office) 1960:john f kennedy (assassinated) 1980:ronald reagan (survived assassination attempt) 2000:george w bush ???????????????????????

Firestarter

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Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:46 pm

Firestarter says... · Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:46 pm

Everyone is far too sensible on this board, that's why.

Including me.

Nate wrote:And if YWS ever does become a company, Jack will be the President of European Operations. In fact, I'm just going to call him that anyways.

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Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:34 pm

niteowl says... · Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:34 pm

I just found a funkee joke on the Internet

A man flew to Florida and checked into a motel to await his wife who would be meeting him the next day after a business trip. At the motel he decided to send his wife an e-mail from his lap-top computer. While entering her address he typed one letter wrong and his note was directed, instead, to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the message, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Her family heard the noise and rushed into the room to find her on the floor and this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Signed,

Your eternally loving husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:57 pm

electricbluemonkey says... · Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:57 pm

HAHAHA! If only that had actually happened...*looks around with shifty eyes*...I'm going to go...send and...email...*laughs maniacally*

Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:59 pm

Silent music says... · Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:59 pm

Oh my gosh! You guys are hilarious! I looked at the date and realize that this was like three years ago but wow!

My favorite joke was the one with the bullets! :lol:

I laughed for like five minutes then read it again and laughed.....again! Why did you stop posting in this thread?

This is a story about a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

In every single letter. In every single word. There will be a hidden message about a boy who loves a girl.

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