Funny Random Stuff

niteowl wrote:I know what mohawks are, I was asking what mokohawks are as a joke. For those of you who don't know, a mohawk is like a bunch of spikes that go down the middle of your head. They were also a Native American tribe, I think.

And Mesh, did you think my jokes were bad as in dirrty or bad as in just plain stupid, or both? And EBM, why didn't you have a reaction? Did your mommy not let you read them? My mommy didn't let me read them when I was 10 or 11 and I found them in her email. I read them anyway.

What?! Oh I read them, they were hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing, I just didnt post my reaction. The one about shooting the dog was hilarious, I loved them.

And why did you say "did your mommy didn't let you read them"? I hope your not trying to insult me ...and how do you know how old I am? Because you were far off. I see and hear way "worse" (in THAT way) in other sites I am on, and even at school. Geez...

It was a JOKE, EBM, I probably would have written the same thing if you really were 18. Okay I have a strange sense of humor. Sorry. And duh...it's under the age thing in the forum, although you could always be lying and you are really some pervert in his 30's or a little kid.

Okay I'm editing this because I just read something funny and random. I bought a new CD player today (my dad dropped my old one) and I was looking at the instruction manual when I noticed the Limited Warranty. Well you know how they always say "We will not be liable for damage caused by misuse, abuse, etc."? Well this one said "...or acts of God." Anyone else ever seen that on anything?

I've never seen it before, but I've known of it's existence. So basically it if gets damaged if a storm they can't get blamed. Covering all their tracks, basically.

Though, I'd rather it was worded "acts of nature".

Hehe, yeah, what if someone DOESN'T have a god, and it does get damaged in a storm. Then they would be able to get a new one, due to they don't believe it was an act of god....interesting...

I might try throwing something of mine into a storm and then claiming that God doesn't exist.

NOW that would be a great court case.

Actually, I've just realised this is pretty topical. What, with the sunami disaster and all. No idea how to spell it. Just guessed.

tsunami!

Dang that silent 'T'.

Do you know the earthquake that started it was so large it knocked the Earth's orbit and reduced a whole 4 SECONDS off boxing day!

Ooh, FOUR SECONDS?! Thats like going in the past...although time doesn't change. That means right now (05:10:24 p.m.) it should actually be 05:10:28 p.m.?

oi, you make my head hurt ebm! lol, but yeah, i thought it was 20 nanoseconds or something, and didn't the island move, literally move, 90 ft? can't remember what exactly... but it moved.

I just read on the internet (MSN front page, and AIM front page) that scientists believe that the tsunami could actually hit the west coast, but it won't be as big. If the winds continue to grow and guide the tsunami north or south first and then hits the west coast, only the current will hit the coast, due to that the tsunami will be really died down.

west coast? i'm on the west coast.. kinda... but we've been getting so much rain and wind it doesn't suprise me. much. well, maybe, but gar. too much wet. (oh, that was beautifully stated, wasn't it?)

Very beautifully stated. *Gives a standing ovation*

I doubt that that any significant part of the tsunami would hit the west coast. The most I'm betting the west will get from the tsunami is a bity more rainfall than usual.

HOW COULD YOU LET THIS GREAT THREAD FADE INTO OBLIVION? CURSE YOU EVIL PEOPLES! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I have nothing else to say for now, so...

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Maybe this time I will give you something funny and random. It wasn't funny when it happened, but it sure made me laught the next morning!

So I was on my paper route at the farthest point from my house when I go back to the car and the door is locked. Dad comes back and he can't open the door either. We were locked out of our car at almost midnight on a Saturday night in January!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I start walking home. I get there and realize I have no clue what I'm doing, so I get my mom up and after a few minutes she suggests bringing him these spare keys and trying them on the car. She hands me two keys, then asks me if I want water. I do, so I fill up a water bottle.

When I go back to get the keys, I realise one is missing. I'm looking for it when my mom comes in and asks me what's taking so long. We both start looking for the key, then I ask her "Why not just bring the one key and hope it works?" My mom in a psychotic just woken up rage says " Your father is out there freezing to death! WE HAVE TO HAVE BOTH KEYS! Don't argue with me. I don't believe you. I just don't believe you." And on and on. Finally we just bring the one key....AND IT WORKED!

My mom told him the whole story expecting him to blow up, but he was too freezing to care.

And then...my mom found the key in HER coat pocket! Hypocrite, always telling me not to blame other people then blaming me.

Anyway...here's something completely random.

Oh I wonder wonder wonder wonder what's in a Wonder Ball!

Anyone else remember that? What's in YOUR Wonderball?

Can a mod please move this to randomness before it gets buried again? I hate having to resurrect it.

Wow...no random thread that I have seen has ever gone into ruins...they are usually the most posted-in threads...AHH! MADNESS I TELL YOU!