Anyone have anything funny and random? Here's some stuff.
THE LONGEST JOKE EVER!
Once a man was in a war. He got injured and some friendly monks showed up to help him. every night, just before he went to bed, he heard a chime noise. he asked one of the monks what the noise was, but the monk said, i can't tell you, your not a monk. so the man became a monk. He went to the other monk and asked to see what made the chime noise.
They went to the back of the monestary, where they opened a door. At the door, there was a mountain. They went halfway up the mountain, when they realized they couldn't go any further without donkeys. they went back and got donkeys, and got halfway up the mountain, when the donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys and more food, and went up the mountain. at the base of the mountain was a ocean, so they had to go back to get wood for boats. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they built their boats, and sailed across the ocean. but halfway across the ocean, the boats sank. they had to go back and got better wood. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they then built the boats and sailed across the ocean. on the other side of the ocean, they found a desert. but they had forgotten camels! They went back across the ocean and over the mountain and got camels. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they built their boats, and sailed across the ocean. but halfway across the ocean, the boats sank. they had to go back and got better wood. they got halfway up the mountain, when they realized they had forgotten there donkeys. they got the donkeys and got halfway up the mountain when their donkeys died! They went back and got better donkeys, and went over the mountain. they then built the better boats and sailed across the ocean. They went halfway across the desert when the camels died! they went back across the ocean and the mountain to get better camels....... They got across the desert and found a jungle. but they had forgotten their masheties (sp, or big swords used to cut down vines and stuff) they went back to get the swords...... at the other side of the jungle they found a door, but it was locked and they didn't have a key........
Finally, they opened the door, and guess what was making the chime noise!!!
I can't tell you. Your not a monk.
END OF JOKE
Other Things-
http://www.koreus.com/files/200409/shii-song.html
http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flas ... 404_01.swf
1. Double click on the above address.
2. Put the coin in the vending machine.
3. Choose your drink.
4. Click on the cup when it is ready.
5. Click on "APRI" when done.
rofl!
http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/di ... m=3060843&
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Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a 0 at the end.
1840:william henry harrison (died in office)
1860:abe lincoln(assassinated)
1880:james a garfield (assassinated)
1900:william Mckinley (assassinated)
1920:warren g harding (died in office)
1940:franklin d roosevelt (died in office)
1960:john f kennedy (assassinated)
1980:ronald reagan (survived assassination attempt)
2000:george w bush ???????????????????????
Someone needs some help. J/K. 
meant you!But I'll accompany you! 
I liked it too. Did you see the Shii's song? Its so sweet! Its the first link