Worst Gift Ever Exchange (2024)

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Worst Holiday Gift Exchange Ever
(2024 Edition)


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Let's get the holiday party started here with another year of worst gifts ever. One of my favorite parts of the Holiday Season is those goofy gift exchanges where people are meant to exchange gifts that leave a little to be desired. Incomplete fan-art doodles or horribly misshapen portraits, unedited first-draft songs, weird-mishmashed photo-edits, acrostics with a few misspellings, or awkward fanfictions from fandoms no one recognizes... you get the idea! :) We've done these "Worst Gift Exchanges" a few years now, and always with a lot of fun and hilariousness - so let's give it a try again!

The great thing about a Worst Gift Exchange is there's zero pressure, absolutely none at all, so you have complete freedom for your creativity and humor to fly! Please note this is a different event than Secret Santa, but it is similar, in that you'll be assigned a person to give a gift to after completing the form below, but this gift is a bit different because the gift is not expected to be your finest work, in fact if you choose it can be comically bad and cringe-worthy!

To participate: You fill out a form by the end of the day December 15 (11 pm EST), you're assigned a person, then you make them a hilariously bad gift by January 4 which you send to me in a PM and then I'll send over to them. If you want to give extra gifts to those you aren't assigned to that's alright, go ahead and send them over to me as well, but you're only required to make a gift for the person you're assigned!

A few rules:

1) No real items will be exchanged... just YWS things ie. stories, poems, songs, picture edits, reviews etc.

2) The gift can be bad, but not BAD ... no swearing, no nudity, nothing gory or violent or blatantly insulting or harassing. All YWS-site rules apply, keep it family-friendly.

3) You can tell the recipient of the gift who the gift is from if you want to after the gift has been delivered - > when it's complete just send it in a PM to me.

4) You are responsible for completing the gift for the person you are assigned if you sign up for this. So don't sign up if you can't complete a gift for someone. If for some reason you can't manage a gift send me a PM and I'll help you write a haiku with miscounted syllables or something!

5) Forms should be filled out below & additional questions can be asked in this thread.

Sign Up closes Dec 15
Gift Assignments will be out Dec 17 (ish)...
Gifts Due by Jan 7


If you have questions send me a PM or just post in this thread.

If you want to participate, please fill out the form below:

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[b]What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) [/b][i]remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you[/i].
[b]Have any pet-peeves?[/b]
[b]What are some things you love? [/b](fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)
[b]What's your favorite part about YWS?[/b]
[b]What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?[/b]
[b]What would you love to see in a worst-gift?[/b]
[b]What's a strange fact about yourself?[/b]
[b]Anything else you want to say?[/b]
[b]What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?[/b]
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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but i have promised to return




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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you. Doulingo, (dont tell him please im scared) that weird crayon colour thats like yellowgreen, Harry Pottor
Have any pet-peeves?people who dont take care of themselves but complain about not feeling well(occasionally i peeve myself, yes)
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)Starwars, marvel, Lunar Chronicles, Narnia, LOTR, the colour wheel.
What's your favorite part about YWS?the community
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?DoubleAgent
What would you love to see in a worst-gift?I have no idea
What's a strange fact about yourself?My sinuses are weird so i basically have post nasal drip 24/7.
Anything else you want to say?have fun
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? "Yws is a galaxy, and you're all stars"
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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you. neon green, using words the wrong way, normal punctuation, summer, male rap singers.
Have any pet-peeves? mispelling like. just. normal words. i do it too.
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc) periwinkle, taylor swift, how the garcia girls lost their accent
What's your favorite part about YWS? poetry
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? "enchanting starlight/haunting aurora"
What would you love to see in a worst-gift? make it terrible.
What's a strange fact about yourself? i got a concussion from a shopping cart.
Anything else you want to say? felt is left is tuft
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? "let me drift all the way across an ocean, so far out of her reach"
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Oh boy here we go /pos

What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) :
—casper the friendly ghost
—unnecessary romantic subplots
—math
—love triangles
—murky desaturated colors
—microfiber towels
—taxidermy
—really obsessive swifties (or just anyone who’s really parasocial about celebrities)
—Spotify ads
—mischaracterization in fanfiction
—Shotgun Man from Spooky Month
—Seagulls
—My ceiling fan (not ceiling fans in general, just mine in particular)
—magic rings in crochet
—That genre of humor where people embarrass themselves in public

Have any pet-peeves?: loud and obnoxious things, being interrupted, people who are blatantly wrong about something in an argument who won't accept that they're wrong, slow walkers

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)

Spoiler

Fandoms:
—Spooky Month
—Beetlejuice (movie and musical)
—The Owl House
—Gravity Falls
—The Ghost and Molly Mcgee
—Nimona (movie)
—The Amazing Digital Circus
—Splatoon
—Deltarune

Music:
—Fall Out Boy
—My Chemical Romance
—Will Wood
—The Smashing Pumpkins
—Måneskin
—TV Girl
—Chappell Roan
—Tally Hall
—Valencia

Misc:
—drawing
—making bracelets
—plushies
—ghosts
—angels
—weirdcore/dreamcore
—starflesh aesthetic
—surrealism
—cannibalism as a metaphor for intense love
—stickers
—crows
—emo/alt subculture
—DIY
—Worm on a string
—crochet
—anything cute


What's your favorite part about YWS?: how welcoming and close-knit the community is.

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?: Not My Circus Chapter -1 (funniest thing I've ever written lmao)

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?: I embrace unconventional ideas and formats… uh interpret that however you will. But honestly just do whatever.

What's a strange fact about yourself?: I know a lot about cannibalism. I’m a fanfic writer please don’t arrest me

Anything else you want to say?: I’m eating a slice of cake as I write this

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?

I've always thought that fanfiction is a beautiful thing; like you're spinning the yarn of pre-existing stories into a new sweater that fits your needs and ideas just right.

—GengarIsBestBoy


(Ps, if you wanna draw any of my ocs, here.)
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What are a few things you hate?
    - Bright neon colors smash with other neons. Black text on RGB red backgrounds. Low contrast text/backgrounds and bad graphic design in general. More than two typefaces on one page? I'm cringing.
    - Enemies to lovers tropes (done poorly). Sorry!! Sorry!!!!
    - I hate glitter.
    - AI art and writing. NFTs.
    - Anything that visually falls into the "uncanny valley."
    - I hate the sound of a knife scratching against a plate or nails against a chalkboard.
    - Irrationally I do not like ladybugs or moths.
Have any pet-peeves?
    - Purple prose.
    - You know in a text thread when someone leaves a sentence hanging with a dot dot dot...
    - People who are passive and polite but insincere!!!!!! Why this!
    - Please do not compare Bo to Thor. If you know, you know.
What are some things you love?
    - I love pastel colors, calm yellows, blues, pinks, and subdued greens.
    - I like indie, folk, ambient, alternative, and electronic music. Notable bands/artists include Flipturn, Everything Everything, Mimi Bay, Madison Cunningham, Cape Francis, and Aurora.
    - I like comedy (and sarcasm) underscored with sincerity.
    - My favorite shows are Avatar the Last Airbender, Samurai Champloo, Chernobyl, and Psych.
    - My favorite movies are The Big Short, Knives Out, The Social Network, Shrek 2, Tangled, Homeward Bound, Ice Age, and Amazing Grace.
    - I love horses, cats, dogs, and okapi. Listen--
What's your favorite part about YWS?
    First: The friends!
    Then: Roleplaying, novmo, NAPOWRIMO, and actually getting quality reviews from real people <3
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?
What would you love to see in a worst-gift?
    Some kind of eyesore that will make me laugh <3
What's a strange fact about yourself?
    I have a high tolerance for awkwardness. I only say this because many people have informed things were awkward and uncomfortable when I did not think so.
Anything else you want to say?
    Your mom.
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?
    I wouldn't. But I am forever haunted by: "He knew that elbow." Thanks, featherstone.
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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) the song piano man (there's a reason behind this lol), bananas, raccoons (except reviewbuddy)(I have a grudge), unnatural shades of orange.
Have any pet-peeves? autocorrect and the confusion of they're, their, and there.
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc) LOTR, fantasy, green, forest colors, birds, horses, ancient ruins, mythology, Celtic music, swords, bows, hiking, camping, maps, traveling, shiny crystals and rocks. (there's a lot more but i'll leave this list short XD)
What's your favorite part about YWS? How amazing, welcoming, kind, and caring everyone here is. Also the Roleplaying tab and getting to roleplay with all of you.
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? hmmmm, that's a hard choice. Probably the only thing I have submitted XD The Tale of Creation
What would you love to see in a worst-gift? Something so outrageous that I can't help but laugh.
What's a strange fact about yourself? Despite my wilderness knowledge and experience, I actually live in the middle of a city.
Anything else you want to say? This is a great idea and I can't wait to see what people come up with!
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? "The thing about weathering storms is when you bow your head, you won't really know exactly when the storm ends, but when you you finally look up from your boots there will be clear blue skies and you will realize just how far you've come."
Not all who wander are lost; some are just looking for their arrows.




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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you. Color pink and purple, love triangles (and generally romantic stuff, to be honest), modern music, Slovak grammar
Have any pet-peeves? uhhh... dump questions which aren´t dump in the funny way? If that makes sense.
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc) CROWS, books by Rick Riordan, Lockwood & Co., old music, autumn-y stuff, I generally just love autumn, older music, podcast creating, indie rock I guess?, fantasy, dragons in fantasy, astronomy and astrophysics, Radio Silence, fiction podcasts and pumpkins! Pumpkins are awesome, cats and rats (they are awesome animals), languages and ciphers, colors green and blue, found family trope
What's your favorite part about YWS? Community! Honestly, people around here are the nicest. Also forums, clubs and monthly activities
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? I haven't published that much this year, that's true, but this will probably be my latest; Winterfield Ghosts - Chapter 1.1
What would you love to see in a worst-gift? Something funny, something crazy, something terrible, anything.
What's a strange fact about yourself? I can't write in one language - all my original drafts are a combination of Slovak, English and any language in which my brain is thinking at that moment.
Anything else you want to say? This activity looks awesome!
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?
I’m telling you, school system is going to work as fastest villain origin story ever.
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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc)
99% of pop music, that sort of bubblegummy-hot pink Barbie aesthetic, Hollywood/influencer drama, the non-word "skibidi"...For writing tho, number one, an antagonist that's evil just for evil's sake. And--UNLESS SPUN OR DONE WELL, MEANING THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS--my least favorite tropes include the love triangle, the "I hate you when I'm sober but I'll kiss you when I'm drunk" moment, and the prophetic dream (I'm sorry ':D)

Have any pet-peeves?
I get it's a style choice, but when I see active dialogue put in single quotations instead of double, it makes my teeth grit--I do not know why XDD

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)
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Color: RED.

Music: You guys know I'm a metalhead! Symphonic, Industrial, Deathcore, Power, Folk, '80s, and your standard heavy metal. I'd say some favorites are: Korn, Megadeth, Ludovico Technique, and Cannibal Corpse.

Media: I love Elden Ring, The Legend of Zelda (TP, MM, and SS especially), Harry Potter, Alice In Wonderland, Studio Ghibli, RWBY, Junji Ito, Corpse Party, and of course--anything Edgar Allan Poe!


What's your favorite part about YWS?
This is hard!! ToT Apart from the people/community, I guess I would put reviewing and publishing at the top.

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?
I'm most proud of my art drop featuring the Sylphs and the Demons of my story. Or, either of these two fight-focused chapters that just really paid off--one I've been refining for a long time, and one brand new. Respectively, this one and this one--language and violence warning for either

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?
Dealer's choice! I'm not picky, and I have a strong sense of humor (like literally, it's not hard to make me laugh XD)

What's a strange fact about yourself?
Uh...I wear a top hat whenever I go out, I write until midnight with a chinchilla on my shoulder, my family owns a pig that sits with us on the couch, idk--I am a strange person in general XD

Anything else you want to say?
This looks fun, and thanks to @alliyah for hosting!! :D

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?
[Edit: I found one] "I swear, sometimes life feels like a bad RPG."
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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc)
-losing a Duolingo streak T-T
-vegetables
-increasingly long YouTube ads
-loud sounds
-my old roommate

Have any pet-peeves?
-slow walkers
-chewing sounds
-SLOW WALKERS

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)
-Duolingo
-cats
-green things
-musicals
-currently harry potter
-Stephen King books
-capybaras

What's your favorite part about YWS?
-my friends and the community!
-WFP memories and events
-how it has helped me grow as a writer

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?

Hmm, probably this one!

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?
-anything!! Make it as bad as possible!!!

What's a strange fact about yourself?
I can write with both of my hands with equal strength and neatness

Anything else you want to say?
Thanks, alliyah! To whoever gets me, I will be happy with anything!!

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?
"Guess what?"
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Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc)

Evergreen answer, that professor who gave me a zero that one time for an assignment I did and turned in. Puce. OFMD S1 Izzy Hands. Actually scratch that, OFMD Calico Jack. Most love triangles.

Have any pet-peeves?

Tags on clothing, itchy fabric, sequined clothing with no lining so I can't wear it because the sequins b o t h e r my skin :cries in neurodivergent who just wants to look festive:

What are some things you love?

2010s-2020s Planet of the Apes, Our Flag Means Death, Good Omens, Friends, Talia Hibbert's Brown Sisters series, They Both Die at the End, Hadestown, Groundhog Day: The Musical, Moana/Moana 2, found family, the love interest almost dies, wound tending, grief, it's okay not to be okay, aquamarine

What's your favorite part about YWS?

#classified, the feed, WFPs

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?

...I haven't put any work on YWS this year XD

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?

Surprise me! In general I do love getting graphics/art/visual things though.

What's a strange fact about yourself?

I showed llamas in 4-H growing up.

Anything else you want to say?

I love Uncle Iroh, birding, and pole fitness.

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?

"seems pretty...#classified"




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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you. Ketchup, yellow-green, mustard yellow, basically most condiments except mayo, please don't kill me for this but..."Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter and most of her music,
Have any pet-peeves? People burping, chewing with their mouth open, complaining about literally anything and everything, taking up space in the halls, hateful or pointless YouTube comments, people randomly singing TikTok or YouTube audios over and over again,
What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc) Pusheen, the color red, Olivia Rodrigo, Harry Potter, origami, drawing, fantasy books, Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel
What's your favorite part about YWS? The people and roleplays and reviews!
What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year? Probably this one: a spider on a wet mirror
What would you love to see in a worst-gift? Something fun and horrible I guess, I have no idea honestly, but not anything rude or offensive please :)
What's a strange fact about yourself? I can make dolphin noises or the rewind noise.
Anything else you want to say? Thank you, and good luck!
What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator? I have no idea lol.
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Hi everyone! Sorry for the delay – everyone should have their gift assignments now. Once the gift is made, please send it in a PM to me and I will pass it on to them!

These will be due January 7.

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i... did not get a pm?? unless i am slightly blind??
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What are a few things you hate? (colors, characters, literature tropes, random grudges, etc) remember this is the WORST gift ever exchange, so your gift-giver might just use this against you.
I strongly dislike when people say that poetry needs to have conventional capitalization and punctuation as a 'rule' ~ I don't like lima beans or anything about them, uhhhh oh and I am strongly opposed to all things to do with the YWS #classified movement. And I don't like waking up early in the morning. random capital letters without a purpose or intention. people complaining about my usage of commas, or lack-there-of, or run-on-sentences;;; :'(

Have any pet-peeves?
Spam of any kind; and especially review spam + AI review spam. Redundancy without reason. I secretly hate golden doodles for a LOT of reasons; and I apologize to anyone that has a golden doodle but I think it's the worst animal. Sorry! Oh also plagiarism, and not giving credit to original authors or original ideas.

What are some things you love? (fandoms, books, music, themes, colors etc)
I love Gordan Ramsay + Hell's Kitchen. I love dark cyan & red, and pretty colors together, and poetry, and any music or singing, and BIRDS & BIRD DOODLES! and #unclassified, and did I mention poetry? also the letter A, and funny memes. CHICKENS too! Favorite book is Eragon. I also love the GOLDEN GOOSE and love jokes and YWS.

What's your favorite part about YWS?
NaPo, KotGR, the PEOPLE, and inside-jokes

What's your favorite work you've put on YWS this year?
NaPo

What would you love to see in a worst-gift?
Something creative or musical or artsy would be great;;; but whatever ideas you want to show-case? GO FOR IT!! ZERO PRESSURE!! You could make something completely unrelated to everything I put, and I bet I'd still love it!

What's a strange fact about yourself?
I've played my violin in prison before on Christmas Eve.

Anything else you want to say?
Hi

What quote (by you) would you put in the YWS quote generator?
"plant your heart in every field, until the whole earth is bound in the roots of your veins." source
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return



No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own way is without enemies.
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