Whose Line is It Roleplay?

Myla Sherson: an early-twenties-ish lady dressed in an incongruous combination of duck-patterned pajama pants, a t-shirt, a blazer, and a bow tie that resembles a large piece of pasta

Myla danced onto the stage and grinned. "Yes, dopamine is wonderful! And boy, do I have a compliment for you all: if you're breathing, you're absolutely gorgeous! And I do hope none of you are corpses, so this should apply to all of you, unless you decide to hold your breath for some reason."

Sol promptly starts to hold her breath.

Haha! Good job, folks. What a wonderful first round! With the buzzer I dismiss you all as we move on to the next prompt:

Things you can say that are guaranteed to start a fight!

Now, go!

"Star Wars is a great movie. I really liked the part where Dumbledore guided Frodo into fighting his mother Darth Vader."

Leiko walks in. "Hey, you wanna fight?"

Tomi walks in, grinning. "YOU SMELL LIKE DOG POO AND YOUR MOTHER DOES TOO!"

Myla does a cartwheel. "I spell 'hhambhurgherh' with five 'h's. Mmmm.... Hhambhurgherhs..."

Leiko walks back on-stage, this time as a different character. He lowers his voice to a comedic gruff tone, and says, "I don't like Whose Line Is It Anyway!"

Dr. Quip huffed. "What? Well... maybe it doesn't like you!"

"Maybe it loves both of you?"

"Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about!"

Looks like we have a fight already starting! Very effective. Okay, next prompt from scenes from a hat:

You're a realtor trying to sell a very haunted house to the family you're giving a tour to. Make it convincing!

Action!

Myla adjusts her bow tie. "When you don't have time to play with your kids, the ghosts can do it for you! Who doesn't like a nice game of volleyball with a poltergeist? Plus, your house will be cool in the summer from the drafts. It saves money in the long run, which means you can pay more to buy this house..."

"And the doors are automatic." Dr. Quip nodded, adjusting an imaginary tie like the perfect imaginary realtor.

Sol straightened herself out and cleared her throat.

"There is also, in fact, the small matter of how having a ghost means it will be quite cheap. I mean you know the drill. A few murders go down in a place. Someone says boo. Throws a few saucers around. Causes a little ruckus and we gotta lower the price. So there's something to consider. You could just think of it as having roommates. Honestly I've lived with roommates that would cause significantly more trouble for me on a daily basis. Genuinely. Ghost aren't going to randomly bring over partners and have loud, horrifying... well you know what people do in houses. They won't leave tons of unwashed dished lying about. No smelly socks. No dirty laundry in general. If you think about it, having a ghost in your house is...kind of an upgrade. You're lucky a ghost is all you have to deal with really, in this day and age in an affordable house."