Whose Line is It Roleplay?

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John gestures as if he's moving clothes on a rack "would you just look at this lovely assortment of white clothing, a never ending supply of sheets too for the incontinent"
life is a minefield and Lord knows I am navigating it with Clown shoes




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Gender Caelesgender, cupiosexual, biromantic
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Goosey Goose; dwarf-sized woman wearing a red Viking dress with black shash and viking boots, unkempt black hair
Goose slides onto the stage from a pole that's on fire
''REAL AMERICANS LIVE IN GHOST OCCUPIED HOMES!' she shouts nonsensically then continues in a more modulated tone, ''It's a fact folks, studies show that the number one reason for today's horrible home economy is tenant dissatisfaction upon discovering their home is unoccupied by a ghost. Not to mention its company that won't ever leave you-because their trapped there forever! Think of it as a free servant that keeps things interesting.
Oh and other studies show that living with ghost occupied homes actually has health benefits. Your blood pressure isn't supposed to be at a normal level, it's supposed to drop. And did you know that being terrified improves your eye-sight? Plus adrenaline has been proven to reduce heart disease and cancer.
Not convinced you need a ghostly companion yet? Well, there's more-many professional ghost tamers report that ghosts can actually do basic tasks for you such as cleaning, cooking, and taxes. So if you don't like taxes, then you'll want one of these professional death evaders to do a little tax evasion and make your monetary life easier'
She gasps out of breath after going on the spiel and faints.




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BEEP!


I'm convinced! Sold! To the SONDOMINDO in the yellow hat. Now, for our next scene:
What are superpowers you would give to your worst enemy?

Give it a go!
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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Leila is an eighteen years old with a shy demeanour. She wears glasses and has a small build.
"I would give my worst enemy the super power...", the audience strains forward trying to hear what she's saying, "... to fly. They'll accidentally fly out to space, and die because of lack of oxygen before they learn to control their power."




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Sol thought that one through for a moment. "The power to detect lies. Then when I insult them, they're going to know that every single terrible thing about them is 100% the truth!"
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The Princess of Darkness

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John puts on a fake superhero voice like that of superman's "the super power of executive dysfunction, it's not enough that they tell you all their plans, but the icing on the cake is that they won't be able to see them through"
life is a minefield and Lord knows I am navigating it with Clown shoes




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"THE POWER TO ALWAYS STUB THEIR TOE!" Tomas screamed.
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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Wow! What a mix of creative ideas. Oh, the incomprehensibilities of superpowers and their limitless options! Hehehe, time to get this train moving, though. Next prompt from scenes from a hat!

What's something you can say at a funeral, but not at a job interview?
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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Leiko walks to the center of the stage. "I don't want to look at them, it's too scary!"
he/she/they


winter can usually be found wherever Leya is = another fun fact ~Leya
Winter you just have a whole cinematic universe in your head ~Wist
winter is the only person who would survive the machine uprising ~Europa




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Gender Trans Masc Non-binary
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"Stand back, he's on fire. I don't want the kids to see that." Doctor Quip fanned imaginary flames.
They/he

“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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"We should buy the boss a good coffin!" Sol declared proudly.
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The Princess of Darkness

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BEEP!

NEXT PROMPT!
The worst response to the question: "Why did you want this job?"
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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"Because I heard you hire criminals/" Sol leaned in, like she was talking to an interviewer.
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Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Dr. Quip hummed. "I can easily start fires and no one would notice."
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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"Because job is a three-letter word and starts with a j, which is the same letter that juice starts with, and juice is an absolutely delightful beverage, and humans drink juice, and I am a human, and so I wanted this job. Do you have any juice?" Myla asked with a straight face.
mint, she/her


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