Whose Line is It Roleplay?

Hello everybody! Welcome to the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! It is I, your host, SONDOMINDO! This is our (checks notes) ahem, f a m i l y fr i e nd ly edition of the improvisational comedy show Who's Line, but this time, instead of featuring members of our cast, we've hand-picked your original characters to participate in our spontaneous, improvisation games LIVE on television for all to see!

Now, if that's a little confusing for you, let me spell it out for you so you know how to get in on this fun and fool-housing opportunity! Here's how this is going to go!

I, SONDOMINDO will introduce a prompt! You, as your character, will jump in with a quick description of your character and have them respond to the prompt. Anyone else is free to jump in with their characters! The prompt plays out, you play off each other, and the improv is done when I interrupt and hit the buzzer to give you the next prompt!

Now, who's with me? I can't wait to see what you all come up with.

Let's get a prompt from the hat, shall we?


OOPS! Not that one. Here we go. YOUR FIRST PROMPT IS:

YOUR CHARACTERS ARE THROWN ON STAGE. THEIR GOAL? CONVINCE THE OTHER CHARACTERS THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE IN THE ROOM. THEY EACH KNOW OF THIS GOAL INDIVIDUALLY, BUT THINK EVERYONE ELSE IS OBLIVIOUS.

NOW GO!

(human AU:) John, a tired looking guy with black hair and stubble in his 20s hobbles on to stage

gee if only someone beautiful were to manifest in front of me right about now [clearly scouting all over the stage]

Leiko: long curly-haired Hawaiian man in his early twenties, who is sweet and kind

Leiko walks to John. "Oh, hey! Did you ask for something?"

*Cue live audience laughter*

Dr. Quip watches them from backstage, frowning. Leiko's luxurious curls could be used. John had that rugged horror movie celebrity crush. They frowned. They had to do this.

They wandered on to the main stage, looking John up and down. "Why are you waiting for that when you're already here?"

Sol walked quietly onto the stage, doing a little twirl once there before turning to everyone present!

"Helloo! Have you heard the news?" She cleared her throat and put on a newsreader voice. "This stage has been officially declared the hottest place on Earth. Now one might be prone to assuming this is a matter of temperature. And while a brightly lit stage with many lights and many excited humans emanating heat can be quite a sticky environment I regret to inform you, this is entirely based in another factor. You all happen to be the most beautiful people in this room. And this, is in fact, a fact. You'll do well to remember this now."

(John snickers to himself while shaking his head, trying to hide the chuckle that's clearly overtaking him as he stares at everyone else)

you may have the latest breaking news, but i got the hottest newsflash, this just in, a supermodel from the planet "beachalon" has just joined us today, (john dons a microphone made out of air) what's it like being the fiftieth winner in a row for "reflecting the most sun onto passerbies"

Sol looked around a little before focusing right back on John. "Aha. I assume you're taking about yourself of course! Its the only viable option after all. Or any of these lovely people here mayhaps. All of them potentially? I suppose that is also a viable option."

Leiko tries to keep a straight face, but ends up laughing. He waves his hands in front of him. "I can't, I can't." He walks back over to the side, where participants wait before entering a bit, still laughing.

John has a confused look on his face and then he corrects it as he thinks up a short lived plan

"WOAH" (John ducks out of the way) "did you see that?" he asked energetically, "it [sic] that was a plane!" he exclaimed, "and it has a sign on the back of it... that reads" ... "beautiful people below"...

Dr. Quip hid beneath the stage curtains. "And now all of you are below it. That's settled then!"

Sol dramatically dived to the edge of stage!

"Exactly all of YOU!"

John looks smug and asks a rhetorical question as he motions his hands putting a credit card back into an invisible wallet "well Doctor, who do you think ordered it?" leaving no wiggle room out of it

"Doesn't matter who ordered it." Doctor Quip folded their arms behind their back. "You're beneath it. It's always good to compliment yourself."

Leiko, from off to the side: Is it though?

*Cue more audience laughter*

don't mind me just writing people laughing at my own stupid jokes XD

"Yes indeed. A compliment is a wonderful thing to receive you know. The dopamine that is released from the brain in the event of such a thing is truly a wonderful thing and the sort of thing that could help you out quite a lot in life." Sol managed to stand up.