Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but it requires something that you do not have access to (like a nuclear reactor or something).

I wish I'd been able to go to TIC with Joe.
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Granted, but you would've become really sick and had to go home and completely embarrassed yourself anyway.


I wish I had purple hair.
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Granted, but it's going to be purple forever; it won't grow out and bleach and dye won't cover it.

I wish I had long hair again.
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Granted, but did you know the people with long hair are the number one targets for rapists? :shock:

I hope my homework won't take long and that I'll get it all right
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Granted, but now your teacher puts in the wrong grade, loses the work, and you have to do it again, but it takes extremely long this time.

I wish we met My Chemical Romance at the concert!
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Granted, but your camera broke, you conked your head and forgot that it happened.

I wish I had a nice local coffeeshop to hang out at.
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Granted but then it closes.

I wish I had a car.
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Granted, but it has no wheels.

I wish i wasn't colourblind.
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Granted but now you're tone deaf.

I wish I could sing.
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Granted, but now that's all you can do, and talking becomes awkward when you have to do it with a melody.


I wish I had better shoes to go with my orchestra concert skirt.
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Granted, but they are size twenties and the stage is up a long flight of stairs.

I wish I had an unlimited number of wishes.




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Granted, but they all go awry.

I wish the popsicles were labeled so I could tell if they were grape or rootbeer without having to open them.
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Granted, but then the unwanted popsicles would be left closed for all eternity, and they would be destined to remain unloved in the back of someone's freezer.


I wish that when I heard a song on a CD that I could instantly duplicate it on piano...
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(That's what happens anyway. :D )

Granted, but you can't read sheet music. The only way you can play something is to hear it on a CD. The radio, etc. doesn't count.

I wish I had $1,000,000.
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Granted, $1,000,000 in monopoly money drops from the sky, and you are officially rich in the game of monopoly. But then you get in jail, and loose it all :P

I wish I could buy more CDs.
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