Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but then he tells you what time he's coming home and you get annoyed because it's not the time you wanted.

I wish writing was easier than it is
I have an idea about these voices I hear
They're audible to everyone
Everyone but me




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Granted, however, the joys of writing then escapes you. Writing is now boring because of no challenges whatsoever.

I wish I knew how to get rid of this wet dog smell coming in from outside.
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Granted, but then it's replaced with the smell of dog crap, sorry, poo.

I wish I could think up a good wish
I have an idea about these voices I hear
They're audible to everyone
Everyone but me




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granted, but somebody already thought of it





*i wish my watch worked*
I just lost the game.




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Granted, your watch now works. But, when you are at the coffee shop putting cream in your coffee your purse is stolen, along with your watch...which was in it....


I wish no one could corrupt my wish.
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Granted. However, the person who granted you your wish starts another thread and thus you are left out.


I wish my dress' zipper hadn't broken. :[
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Granted! There's a rip in the seam. mwahahaha

I wish my house didn't make such weird noises from the wind.
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granted, but you never know how windy it is and when you go outside you're blown away






*I wish my house didn't feel like a refigerator this morning.*
I just lost the game.




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Granted. Now it feels like an oven.

I wish I had bigger trees in my yard
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Granted. However, they fall during a particularly violent storm and thus you are left treeless.

I wish it would rain more often.
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Granted. Your town is flooded.

I wish homework over spring break was illegal.
My high school senior mascot is a dragon. Take that, monkey!

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Granted. Your favorite teacher gives you astudy packet that you don't necessarily have to do, but you insist on doing it to keep your brain active. She gets arrested and you never see her ever again. Teachers will never be nice to you ever again--that means no parties in class!

I wish my science poster could at least scrap a B.
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Granted but now you get the best grade and the top sicence geek hates you and blows it up before the grade is in the grade book




*I wish my life was more fun*
I just lost the game.




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granted, but then no body likes you because you life is better than theirs.


*I wish I had more time*
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

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Granted. You will now live on for eternity, watching friends and family members die, knowing that you can never follow them.

I wish that everyone read my school's newspaper.
My high school senior mascot is a dragon. Take that, monkey!

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