Granted, but the amazingly interesting, wonderfully creative, totally unique idea you think you have actually really sucks. (Doncha hate that?)

I wish I had some black construction paper.

Granted, it fades quickly into white or grey.

I wish My mod was uploaded already

Granted, but it's corrupt and/or your FTP server crashes and burns, and you don't have a copy saved on your computer.

I wish this song was less awesome, so I could stop listening to it on repeat.

Granted, but then every song you'll hear turns less interesting and thus you have no music to listen to for the rest of your life.

I wish I could remember that prank I had so meticulously planned out last week.

Granted, but it doesn't seem so clever now that you've had a week to think a bout it.

I wish I had bought a smoke detector for my Sims.

Granted, but it malfunctioned and caused the fire. (Yikes.)

I wish this story came out better.

Granted, but flying monkies swoop down and eat it as soon as you're finished... bye bye story

I wish I had a blue pen

Granted, but then you realize that it's entirely unsuitable for editing documents because it's ink is such a light shade of blue that it barely shows up on white paper and quickly fades.


I wish there was food in the house...?

Granted, but you can't decide what you want and end up eating a little of everything, which leaves you feel unsatisfied.

I wish all fanfics were as good as this one.

Granted, but all of them are on shows/games/ect. that you hate.

I wish my brother and his friend weren't so annoying.

Granted, they're dead and it's your fault. (Morbid, sorry.)

I wish my project was done.

Granted, but it's not done well.

I wish I could sew well

Granted, but you don't have any materials to sew with so it doesn't really matter.

I wish I had an idea for something to write.

Granted, but the idea bursts into flames before you get a chance to write it down... which is also before the rest of your body bursts into flames as well.

I wish I could find a life. I've looked everywhere, even Walmart doesn't have them!

Granted, but you get so carried away with your social life that you forget what's important, cave under peer pressure, drink and drive, and end up wrapping the car around a tree. Ouch.

I wish my math homework was done, and that I understood it.