time is an illusion and so is this fish tank
we're praying to the sleep gods and sticky keys for a good night's sleep
- me, tonight
time is an illusion and so is this fish tank
we're praying to the sleep gods and sticky keys for a good night's sleep
so the sofa IS the hallway!
if a fish climbs a tree it will die, sorry Einstein.
you mean you can't just squish the tree and then watch it go boing?
Holy crap, our mailman looks like @veeren.
So I'm missing the camper going sqeesh to put the alligator in the backyard?
Google is confused about scissors...
who knows, maybe it's all a ploy and the kidney does everything.
He told me the sky was a candied apple, so I called him a funeral home and told him told him to have fun eating his words
Your seriously telling me that pencils eat popcorn?
if Gorden looks like ramen to you, then do you think Bidens the moon?
and.....OMG DID THE FRIDGE JUST....OH CRAP. IS THAT ORANGE TRYING TO CRUCIFY THAT APPLE OR SOMETHING?!!!!
I didn't want to slow time, I just wanted to make a little rock.
YOU JUICED MY COUSIN SO YOU WOULDN'T GET COVID
clyde the bush
You trying to figure out me is like ravioli trying to figure out how it always end up sticking out of a forks ass-it ain't pastmanly possible
-my brother
My cat wanted me to tell you to tell my stepmom that her fingers are in fact evil
-my sister
I’m like a taco but not cool, fun, or a taco! At least I'm spicy though
-my teacher
"My brother just told your little brother to hit me with a baseball bat!"
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