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Magebird wrote:
Alexa, are there European frat boys


- @Carina, 2021


Alexa said: "Sorry, I don't know that" >:(
chaotic lazy
—Omni

the queen of memes
—yosh

secret supreme overlord of yws
—Atticus

saint carina, patron saint of rp
—SilverNight




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"Well, I was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Except I didn’t go into the hippo, I ended up in a tree."

-Jason from Beyonders by Brandon Mull
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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i'm two snickers away from bad life decisions


-me, yesterday
mage

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queer and here.




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"Hot blonde link"

-yoshi
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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sNeAkErS aReN't MaDe tO WaLk aRoUnD oUtSiDe WiTh.
-my mom
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"After my mother died, my father adopted me" - @LordMomo
Quite... Overwatchful
Previously Stormblessed242 :mrgreen:




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"(@Necromancer14 come fast and poop)" - @ImaginativeAlice
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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And while accidentally destroying a village with a dragon you summoned for fun isn't technically listed in the Geneva convention


I feel like we just committed a war crime


- me, today
mage

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queer and here.




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"Rian, come wish Deet a happy birthday!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

-my sister and a fanfiction i'm writing
@Stormblessed242
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Which ones ur fav personally i like the last and first but bae looks sort of odd the way hes looking up in the last one oof


- Me, to my friend




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"Why are you eating yourself?"

-Me
*boop*




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I think Amelia Earhart wants you to get some ice cream.


- me, today
Democracy dies in darkness. Also at 4:30PM in Pacific Standard Time, apparently.

silver (she/her)




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"His name is Jim." @Stormblessed242
"I have beer." @LordMomo
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"My crime was murder, my punishment was community, service."
Previously Andrewknorpp, now less sure.




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"I'll handle the knives." - me
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