Ruin A Quote With Goats

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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say goat."
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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"If goats wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."
— Lemony Snicket

just picked that quote from bottom of the page
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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"There is no great goat without some touch of madness."

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"There is no great genius without some touch of goat."
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The best and most beautiful goats in the world can not be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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"When it rains, look for rainbows; when it's goats, look for stars."
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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I wondered why we put goats in our stories when we have plenty of them in real life; then I realized that maybe we wanted stories where the good goat wins.
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their goats.

(Replaced "dreams".)
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."




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“You can’t marry a goat you just met.” – Elsa
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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“Remember, you’re the one who can fill the world with goats.” – Snow White
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a goat! You're a goat! You're a goat!" Well, what if I don't want to be a goat? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Pasteur(I think): Chance favors the prepared goat
always daydreaming, always clumsy




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"When the power of love overcomes the love of goats, the world will know peace."
- Jimi Hendrix
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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"Do as to others as you would have goats do to you"

-The golden rule
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"You're wrong about goats. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are. Sure, they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. Above all, they never give up."
— Metatron

yeah i stole it from the yws quote gen :p
*insert quirky signature here*



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