Ruin A Quote With Goats

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"We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a goat."
— Ernest Hemingway
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Let it goat.
-Elsa
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No goats, no gain.
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"Goats have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
— Albert Einstein
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no goats in it yet?"

- L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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Life's short; smile while you still have goats.
— Tuesday
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"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their goats."
You either worship something higher than yourself or end up worshiping yourself

Naturally Tipsy ©




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I don't do goats.
— Liberty
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"There's no greater joy than that seen through the eyes of a goat, and there's a little bit of a goat in all of us." -Tom Hanks
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"A goat is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure."
— Unknown
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I'm worried about the goats just kinda roaming around like that, Jack.

-David Letterman
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A person is a fool to become a goat. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it.
— Roald Dahl
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I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 goats that don't work

-Thomas Edison (got this from the quote generator here hehe!!)
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of Goat, but I am realistic enough to know that Goat is a complex matter.
— Walt Disney
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it was the best of goats, it was the worst of goats.

~Charles Dickinson
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